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4 years ago. That big finger in the sky pointed at me and hiccupped. I’m convinced that if I was to buy Roselawn Cemetery - people would stop dying… 🤔😂
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Millions of Paraguayans have lost their savings due to the collapse of a bank involved in corrupt deals orchestrated by right-wing President Santiago Peña. His daughter attends Columbia University in the US and wears a shirt saying "tax the poor".
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BREAKING: Christian Pulisic has requested a leave of absence from AC Milan to process the heavy GOP defeat in the 2026 US Midterms
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she wanted oh na na shipped back to Barbados whew
you kinda have to bow
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And give Sydney Sweeney a damn breast reduction while you’re at it
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I did! I voted illegally! My name is Onika Maraj and i work for Republic Records.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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grab xomebody sexy, tell em they
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and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life
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oh ikea real as hell
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unemployed ppl be like did you see walton goggins unfollowed aimee lou wood
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everyones vote picture gonna get clout but when u an early voter they tell you to shut the fuck up
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this was kinda obvious ngl
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: A university study has found a link between football preferences and political views! 🤯 According to the study, people who prefer Lionel Messi are more likely to hold LEFT-WING political views, while those who prefer Cristiano Ronaldo are more likely to lean towards the RIGHT-WING. — L'EQUIPE
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they saying dems touched elon that's why he don't talk
If they fucking touch Elon it's absolute war.
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Fivio Foreign posts and deletes a message on his IG story: “Enough of this election bs. U either Dominican or Republican pick or choose”
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if u like penis coladas and gettin fuckd in da ass 😂😂 lil parody for yall
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This was so out of pocket 😭😭😭😭😭
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Schools in Maryland are serving an invasive catfish for lunch to stop its spread Blue catfish have been eating native species, including blue crabs and white perch
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Chat am I cooked? My man just told me he’s going to a Halloween event called ‘Haunted Brixton: Whine or Die’😭😭
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Someone asked me if I was Elizabeth Holmes
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This Reddit post is killing me.
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