director/writer, formerly @wsj, @nymag | [email protected]

Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2009
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Effort-signaling. The labor becoming an integral character to the point where the final product ends up being a secondary concern.
Prada’s new campaign! They hired Legendary ex-Disney artist John Pomery and even used his process sketches in the campaign🥹
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I don’t think we need two factor authorization to sign up for the Jersey Mike’s reward program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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"we call it field storytellers" omg enough it's just fucking content creation. everyone has been doing it forever. you send a person with a camera to document a business. it's called making a video to promote your email job. why does tech twitter feel the need to be so precious and rebrand this job every 20 minutes on here? i'm sorry you aren't a forward-deployed heart feelings engineer. you're just someone who makes content for a saas business. i feel insane.
We’re building out a new program at @NotionHQ: We call it field storytellers. Where Internet filmmakers & creators meet local businesses. All around the world. They travel there to apprentice a business for a day/two, and come back with stories, documented and published. Field storytelling is a bet that stories are best told and relationships are best built when it’s done out on the field. If you’re great with a camera, love traveling to meet local businesses, and Internet savvy with an audience, reach out 🖤
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as a born & raised NYer who can't afford a house where I grew up or where I live in NYC, this talking point drives me nuts. my family, friends, & career are here. I also want a kid, meaning all of that nearby is integral. but if I want affordability too, I should "just leave"?
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The plan? Have the Knicks start 0-3 to get rid of some bandwagon fans
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the rebrand of startup content marketing as new media must be studied
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the first rule of prison is to be yourself and have fun
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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derivative brands/creators raced to put on quirky experiential in-person events after the first few OG ones popped off in nyc (starting ~2024) then like any trend online, whatever appeal they had got subsumed by dorky, low-effort copycats want more fun in-person stuff, fewer hacky executions of it
my hot take is that nyc has overdone it with the lookalike competitions and they have lost their charm
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hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.
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Listen buddy, I didn’t piss my pants…I spilled the cup of piss I was carrying, ON my pants. Big difference pal!
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"omg you remembered!" ofcourse i did. I have a file on you
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Now kiss
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Since Spotify fired all those employees the Discover Weekly has become a personal insult to my wellbeing
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there
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