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Pretty sure my profession is reheating coffee. When not doing that, I fix broken iPhone backups & other irritating software problems. Cofounder, Decipher Media.

Chandler, AZ
Joined December 2007
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Me: hey windows can you delete this file please Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now Me: omg who 😳 Windows: omg I can't say 🫣
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Episode 000 of The Mental Side of Programming is now published! More than a year in the making, our first practitioner discussion with Kelly Wilkerson, owner / co-founder / wearer-of-many-hats / aspiring-code-janitor, is now live. podbean.com/eas/pb-rtjmg-177…
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The four stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen 4. Oh, I see why that happens. Stay tuned for the 5th stage: How did that ever work?
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Java 21 will introduce Unnamed Classes and Instance Main Methods reddit.com/r/programmerhumor…
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Be sure to upvote a correct answer on Stack Overflow so that the next time you look up the same exact question, you can easily find the answer. 😅
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If you recognize this sculpture you did not party enough in college.
Introduction to algorithms
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Good luck to all the PhD students this week, where all their family try to understand what they do and ask when they will be done.
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The least realistic thing about Christmas isn’t Santa or elves or flying reindeer. It’s the idea that you can make a major financial decision like buying a car as a “surprise” for your partner and somehow stay happily married.
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just one of those days
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Happy #WWDC22 🙃
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TIL this pro tip:
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a candy heart that says "these violent delights have violent ends"
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stages of debugging
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Nothing like setting up a project to cross compile to make you realize that there's gaping holes in all of your Makefiles and you basically just tripped and fell on the right files to link with before.
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At least when the build fails on this M1, it fails quickly!