Kelly H. Wilkerson retweeted
Me: hey windows can you delete this file please
Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now
Me: omg who 😳
Windows: omg I can't say 🫣
Kelly H. Wilkerson retweeted
Episode 000 of The Mental Side of Programming is now published! More than a year in the making, our first practitioner discussion with Kelly Wilkerson, owner / co-founder / wearer-of-many-hats / aspiring-code-janitor, is now live.
podbean.com/eas/pb-rtjmg-177…
Kelly H. Wilkerson retweeted
The four stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen 4. Oh, I see why that happens. Stay tuned for the 5th stage: How did that ever work?
Kelly H. Wilkerson retweeted
Java 21 will introduce Unnamed Classes and Instance Main Methods reddit.com/r/programmerhumor…
Be sure to upvote a correct answer on Stack Overflow so that the next time you look up the same exact question, you can easily find the answer. 😅
Kelly H. Wilkerson retweeted
Good luck to all the PhD students this week, where all their family try to understand what they do and ask when they will be done.
Kelly H. Wilkerson retweeted
The least realistic thing about Christmas isn’t Santa or elves or flying reindeer. It’s the idea that you can make a major financial decision like buying a car as a “surprise” for your partner and somehow stay happily married.
Kelly H. Wilkerson retweeted
stages of debugging

ALT Pictures of David from schitt's Creek in the first one he has a blank expression on his face and the caption says what and the second one he kind of has a gross look on his face and the caption says this isn't happening and the third one he has a disgusted look on his face and the caption reads oh God it's happening in the fourth one he has a yikes look on his face and it says someone messed up in the fifth one he has a yikes and disgusted look on his face and it says uh-oh I think I messed up and in the last frame he is facepalming in the caption reads dammit I'm an idiot

























