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kickassian

@kickassian

The Tweeting Brakeman

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Joined May 2026
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Replying to @Siri
@siri call mom
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elle maya@ekdsc26 Nov 2023
playing neon genesis evangelion 2 for the ps2 and i dont really understand whats going on but i can make shinji go into his room and punch his wall over and over and it brings his stats down each time
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Estuans interius, ira vehementi Estuans interius, ira vehementi Baby Gronk! Baby Gronk!
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The Toyota Corolla has ranked FIRST in customer satisfaction for the last 9 years. You know what ranked LEAST in customer satisfaction? The Porsche 911. What a terrible name for a car. It reminds me of that tragedy
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My grandmother died in a horrible reindeer accident
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I opened Gangnam Style what now
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I just made some NBA Jam
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Everyone at thanksgiving is gonna love my Leon Kennedy heart locket
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You can take it from my warm welcoming hands
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Baby shoes for sale, never worn. I’m selling them because it died (LOL)
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Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmers9h
We used to have Bob Hope on first base, Steve Jobs on second, and Johnny Cash on third. Who's on first now?
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Going back in time to introduce Sigmund Freud to yo mama jokes
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First, John Lennon told me to “imagine all the people.” Now he’s telling me to “think about” women being a racial slur. When’s he gonna quit bossing me around?
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That’s generational libel bro
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wint
@dril28 Aug 2013
lets set some realistic goals here : jokes banned by 2016. sex banned by 2020. a cop in every household by 2025
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For sale: Baby Gronk, never rizzed up
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crittur@miwwmiuOct 29
Draingang Amadeus Mozart
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I think we should bring bloodletting back
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That one friend that’s all wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay
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