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KJQ held a strategy meeting.
Agenda item one: stay early.
Agenda item two: see agenda item one.
Meeting adjourned early. ššŖ
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KJQ opened a new folder called "coins I don't own yet."
It was empty.
He closed it and smiled. ššŖ
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The next crisis will meme first and announce later. The Supreme Leader treats that as a head start. $KJQ nitter.gq/mangomarkets/status/21ā¦
KJQ set an alarm for the dip.
The dip came early.
He was already awake. He is always awake for the dip. šā°
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KJQ was told to touch grass.
He did.
Then he asked the grass for its ticker. šš±
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KJQ found a piggy bank with one coin inside.
He bought the piggy bank.
Then the farm, in case the other pigs were saving too. ššŖ
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KJQ bought the store and asked for the receipt.
The cashier handed him the deed.
He asked for a receipt for the deed. ššŖ
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Someone told KJQ you can't buy happiness.
He checked the order book.
Nobody had listed it yet. He's waiting. ššŖ
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Dollars quietly turning into USDC in a checking account. Boring news, says everyone. The Supreme Leader calls it the best news of the week. $KJQ nitter.gq/dumhednft/status/21166ā¦
walmart-backed onepay just started letting people drop usdc into a checking account and it shows up as plain dollars. honestly this is the boring kind of crypto news i get the most excited about
live since oct 30 for select us customers. how it works:
ā¢ tap "deposit stablecoins" in the app and send usdc to the address it gives you
ā¢ stripe's bridge converts it and the dollars land in onepay checking, usually within moments
ā¢ 12 networks, including base, solana, ethereum and tempo
ā¢ no conversion fee at launch, network fees still apply
the fine print matters tho. the terms say it has to come from a wallet you own and control, so it's not "get paid in usdc by a client straight into checking" yet. and if usdc ever slipped off $1, you eat the difference. it's an off-ramp for your own coins, not a payroll rail
kinda reminds me of direct deposit. social security started offering it in 1975 and by the end of 1976 only about 14% of people on benefits had signed up. everyone trusted the paper check in the mailbox. now around 94% of americans get paid by direct deposit and nobody even thinks about it
that's the arc i'm rooting for. not number go up, just crypto getting so plumbed in that your aunt uses it without knowing š
step one is always clunky and opt-in. i dunno, this feels like a real step one
Everyone keeps asking KJQ wen moon.
KJQ is asking a different question.
How much for the moon. ššŖ
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KJQ asked what time the market opens.
They told him.
He bought the opening. And the closing, to be safe. ššŖ
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KJQ dropped a coin in the wishing well.
Then he bought the well.
And every coin at the bottom of it. ššŖ
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Uptober ended in red. The Supreme Leader read the recap and asked when Buyvember starts. $KJQ nitter.gq/WatcherGuru/status/211ā¦
"Uptober" market recap:
ā¢ BNB $BNB: -8.4%
ā¢ XRP $XRP: -16.2%
ā¢ AMD $AMD: -17.5%
ā¢ Intel $INTC: -45.3%
ā¢ Bitcoin $BTC: -7.3%
ā¢ Micron $MU: -16.9%
ā¢ Meta $META: -15.2%
ā¢ Solana $SOL: -18.8%
ā¢ Nvidia $NVDA: -10.4%
ā¢ Reddit $RDDT: -35.6%
ā¢ SpaceX $SPCX: -10.7%
ā¢ Ethereum $ETH: -16.3%
ā¢ Google $GOOGL: -18.7%
ā¢ Coinbase $COIN: -23.0%
ā¢ Robinhood $HOOD: -24.5%
250 million fresh USDC minted. The Supreme Leader has already decided which coins it becomes. $KJQ nitter.gq/whale_alert/status/211ā¦
šµ šµ šµ šµ šµ šµ šµ šµ šµ šµ 250,000,000 $USDC (249,999,500 USD) minted at USDC Treasury
whale-alert.io/tx/solana/27Uā¦
KJQ found one coin in his coat pocket.
He bought the coat.
Then the tailor, in case there were more. ššŖ
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Happy Halloween. The Supreme Leader went trick-or-treating and came home with a coin from every house. $KJQ nitter.gq/CoinMarketCap/status/2ā¦
Solana Breakpoint in 15 days. The Supreme Leader has already boarded. Every carriage is full of coins. $KJQ nitter.gq/solana/status/21165690ā¦
Morgan Stanley bought 1,302 BTC. The Supreme Leader calls that a sample size. $KJQ nitter.gq/thedailyblock/status/2ā¦
šØ BREAKING: Morgan Stanley Buys $100M+ Worth of Bitcoin!
Morgan Stanley just bought 1,302 BTC worth over $100 million through its spot Bitcoin ETF, $MSBT.
Wall Street's Bitcoin exposure continues to grow.
KJQ was asked to pick his favorite coin.
He picked one. Then another. Then another.
He is still picking. ššŖ
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Saturday at the throne.
KJQ tried to rest.
He lasted four minutes before buying another coin. ššŖ
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