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kelssssssz

@kimposterbility
 Detroit, MI
Joined October 2013
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can everyone just stop for a second?
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Not my therapist pushing her induction date back so she could hear the latest lore
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Forgetting that answering people’s polls on Hinge is actually an invitation for them to talk to you.
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Ladies !!!! As a collective. We could all just go back to skinny jeans
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Being a music industry promoter just means learning how many people are really evading taxes
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Plot twist: Scotty DOES know
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Hey siri can you give me a sign
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Oooh yes the Movement nightmares have begun
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Not me so used to checking for parking tickets that I checked in my mother’s driveway
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At 28 years old, I still have debilitating dreams of school starting next week, not knowing my locker comb, not knowing my class schedule and thinking that I am failing al of my classes
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Soulja Boy
@souljaboy26 Jul 2018
In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you
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You said I was freeloading I didn’t know you were keeping count
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Satan
@s8n20 Sep 2023
Image from Satan (@s8n)
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it often seems. like the human is jealous of me. because of how happy i get. about the simplest things. i don’t know how to tell them. they can do that too
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surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out
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🗣️🗣️🗣️ PUT YOUR ADVANCE CONTACT IN YOUR TECH RIDER
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My new aesthetic is playing spider solitaire and eating beef jerky in the club
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You ever see that a fringe friend moved out of town and let out a sigh of heavy relief because now you don’t have to feel guilty about not seeing them more often?
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