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Scott Carpenter

@kingofalmost

Author/Musician/Wage Slave. General creative weirdo. Happily married. Sure, I like my day job fine, but I’d love to quit and go lie for a living. I ignore DMs.

 Indiana, USA
Joined January 2022
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amazon.com/dp/B0F87SK3ML/ref… Book Release Day! The Bad Fairy is available to order, finally! It’s been a long road with a lot of bumps, but it’s here. At 556 pages, it can also be used as a doorstop, a step for a high shelf, or a weight to hold down a rampaging toddler.
The Namesake Prophecy, Book One: The Bad Fairy

The Namesake Prophecy, Book One: The Bad Fairy

The Namesake Prophecy, Book One: The Bad Fairy

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Favorite trick-or-treater costume so far tonight: Michael Jackson with a battle axe.
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Remember when the hyenas realised all the promises Scar made to them were lies, and he’d destroyed every semblance of normalcy and stability, so they turned around and ate him? Just pointing that out for absolutely no reason at all.
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Сміявся.
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Kudos to whomever made this video. It's accurately hilarious. 👇😂👇😂👇
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Who came up with this 😂😂 Writer: Ian
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For a while I made it a habit of posting, “Rest In Power, Queen!” whenever ANY famous person died. That was uncalled for and I shouldn’t have done it. Except when I did it for Lindsay Graham. He would have been cool with it.
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Mike Flanagan did something awesome with Carrie. He was able to radically change it and still keep it true to the source and to the heart.
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