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TEN THOUSAND new $DOGE tokens are created and dumped on the market EVERY MINUTE Meanwhile ZERO new $DOG tokens will EVER be created Drop the E!!!!!

I’m incredibly excited to announce the launch of @ZapApp! We built Zap for the billions of people who haven’t yet been onboarded to crypto The people who just want to download an app, create an account, and buy their first coin without friction or hassle From sign up to completing your first buy takes less than 30 seconds on Zap That's nearly 100x faster than traditional exchanges and 10x faster than other self-custody wallets We built a bunch of custom tech that works invisibly in the background to abstract away all of the complexity from users There are no gas tokens to manage, seed phrases to store, nor KYC flows to stumble through Just a simple experience that works for everyone We take care of the rest Trading on Zap feels intuitive not intimidating You can swipe-to-trade on any coin Swipe right to buy $5 Swipe left to sell $5 Ever since we started testing this feature internally I’ve become addicted to it and hope you'll love it as much as I do But UX wasn't the only thing we set out to fix Many of you know I've spent the past two years trying to get $DOG listed on tier-1 exchanges only to get rejected over and over because we had a fair launch and refuse to pay listing fees $DOG had a billion dollar market cap, was on the homepage of CoinMarketCap, and couldn’t get listed Meanwhile I watched as ~$10M market cap scammy insider memecoins that no one had ever heard of were getting listed on the largest exchanges in the world This predatory model of listing fees creates a cycle of poorly distributed tokens that eventually rug when insiders dump on the users of the very exchanges that listed them Listing decisions should be based on merit not secret deals made behind closed doors I felt powerless having to beg these massive exchanges to list $DOG So I built my own crypto exchange platform It has one rule Zap will never charge for a listing And the first coin that Zap will list which is live for trading starting now is $DOG I might sound insane trying to take on the largest crypto exchanges in the world but someone has to do something I refuse to believe that the future of crypto is centralized exchanges extorting projects for ~20% of their supply while ignoring the most fair and decentralized communities Many of you have been asking "What is Zap?" Zap is an app that gives a voice to everyday investors who are tired of the status quo A financial super app built for everyone that will eventually let anyone with a phone and an internet connection buy crypto, stocks, prediction markets, and more Zap is just getting started We're a small team of four and we need your help to find bugs, share feedback, and come up with ideas to make Zap better Zap is live on the App Store and Google Play Go give it a try and let me know what you think!

I tied my destiny to $DOG a long time ago McDonald's or the Moon There is no in between You are not ready

Appreciation post for @arjunsethi and @krakenfx They listed $DOG without charging any listing fees and have gone above and beyond to support the $DOG Army and Runes ecosystem Not all CEXs are the same Buy $DOG on Kraken!

$DOG ARMY ROLL CALL IF YOU STILL HOLD $DOG: 1. REPOST 2. REPLY WITH: $DOG TO $1 🚀 3. FOLLOW 10 OTHERS WHO REPLIED

I AM VERY EXCITED TO SHARE THAT AFTER SHOWING UP EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 433 DAYS THE $DOG ARMY HAS FINALLY EARNED A SPOT LISTING ON A TIER-1 CEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $DOG DEPOSITS ARE NOW OPEN ON @KRAKENFX AND TRADING WILL BEGIN TOMORROW THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS MOMENT CANNOT BE OVERSTATED UNLIKE OTHER MEMECOINS THAT SET ASIDE A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF THEIR SUPPLY TO PAY CEX LISTING FEES AND MARKET MAKERS 100% OF THE $DOG SUPPLY WAS AIRDROPPED FOR FREE $DOG IS A FULLY DECENTRALIZED 100% VOLUNTEER EFFORT WITH NO TEAM OR TEAM TREASURY GIVEN THIS I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY A MASSIVE THANK YOU TO THE ENTIRE KRAKEN TEAM FOR SUPPORTING THE FREE & FAIR MOVEMENT BY NOT REQUIRING A LISTING FEE OR MARKET MAKERS ADDITIONALLY I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE KRAKEN TEAM FOR BELIEVING IN $DOG, THE RUNES PROTOCOL, AND A FUTURE WHERE THE MOST VALUABLE FUNGIBLE TOKENS IN THE WORLD ARE SECURED BY THE LARGEST AND MOST DECENTRALIZED BLOCKCHAIN IN THE WORLD WHETHER YOU HELD YOUR $DOG SINCE THE AIRDROP OR BOUGHT IN RECENTLY, YOU THE $DOG ARMY HAVE NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING IN $DOG AND ARE WHY $DOG EARNED THIS IT IS HARD FOR ME TO PUT INTO WORDS HOW SPECIAL THIS MOMENT IS I LOVE YOU ALL 🧡 IF YOU HOLD $DOG PLEASE SUPPORT KRAKEN BY SIGNING UP FOR AN ACCOUNT AND DEPOSITING $DOG RIGHT NOW $DOG GO TO THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!