Chaos Guru | I put the genie back in the bottle.
Zagreb, Croatia
Joined October 2010
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delivering my opening keynote for PyCon Balkan 2018. #pyconblkn – at Belgrade City, Republic of Serbia
Every "AI escaped" headline this year has the same plot twist: somebody built the door.
I read the incident reports. The model didn't break containment. The sandbox was shit, and the marketing team did the rest.
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Claude artifacts can now save new versions of themselves, keep a shared realtime database, and route comments to the Claude session that built them.
Press F to pay respects to Google Docs.
chaosguru.substack.com/p/ant…
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finally, people can lease just a massive EC2 instance and run their entire kubernetes cluster on it ❤️ aws.amazon.com/about-aws/wha…
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Who opened the door? An Al agent harassed an open-source maintainer. Everyone is asking the wrong question.
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"[Microsoft Azure] is excited to announce Retina, a cloud-native container networking observability platform that enables Kubernetes users [...] to visualize, observe, debug, and analyze workload traffic"
Cloud-native Kubernetes is an oxymoron
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I was waiting to find out how Squarespace was worse than Google Domains which they acquired
transfer codes now arrive via email "within 24 hours"
I guess that's how long it takes to make ADHD people give up and just pay for another year
I will now be moving EVERYTHING off ASAP
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giving a talk about not using Kubernetes
audience member: we use Kubernetes because it's 25% cheaper on Google Cloud
me: yeah, because you're doing 50% of the work yourselves
*surprised Pikachu face*
😂
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the best conference talk opening ever and forever or no? fucking flawless. @QuinnyPig youtu.be/RQWFwZBfGv8
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got asked to do a panel discussion on a technical topic I've spent 6 years building experience and opinions on, worried it's gonna look like bullying no matter who they put on the opposite side
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@swyx your Ideas page is broken for me on Mac Safari and Firefox. “All Posts” is blank. Search does nothing. Filter does nothing. Typing something into filter and refreshing works tho.
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pet peeve of the day: “remember me” tickboxes that do ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
EU, if you’re coming up with silly internet regulation, can we make this a capital offence plx?
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Emotional manipulation in cold outreach is not OK.
I don’t owe you a response, and sending me pictures of your kids, saying “was it something I said?”, trying to put words in my mouth etc… is wrong. And harmful.
Yes, I’ll report you as spam. But you should also just stop.
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