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New Jersey, USA
Joined May 2026
﹗NEW PINNED !! evan myers rp account; ONLY the character ⤿ this is NOT meant to be taken seriously and is mostly silly stuff ⤿ talk 2 evan👀 knifevan.straw.page ⤿ admin is @zombieaholic #everymanhybrid
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whine whine whimpers whines
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Me: bro isn't it so romantic and intimate?? just you and me here. Completely alone The evil entity possesing my body to do malicious evil things: What the hell sure
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Replying to @knifevan
@knifevan are you going through heat what is going on
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bite marks are so attractive
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Suck me if I'm wrong, but tomorrow is Friday right
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stroke of genius? no thanks id rather stroke a penis
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god you're the worst. i've Got to fuck you
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me and omfs getting tormented by the same entities
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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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oh okay
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call me your everyman and i'll show you my hybrid
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𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫
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you probably would expect me to go as some horror character from a slasher movie or anything scary. Well sorry to disappoint but i'm going as a sexy nurse
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you're welcome. Next time i'm feeling dismotivated i'm gonna look at the mirror to see if that works too
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not heavily informed about the concept but this is a safe place for all of you, so yeah. except If we're talking about THE enemy. fuck you SlenderMan
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1 - hey I'd try to but I'm trying to understand how could anyone look at ME and believe I can somehow give motivation to study. Look into my (beautiful) blue eyes and explain me the thought process behind this 2 - O_o
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if you ever want to seduce someone, just do this. Works for me everytime haha
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