profile pic: Me chasing the bag. #PorVida

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Joined April 2018
if me n my partner move to another country imma fuck around and adopt a kid just to see what kind of accent the lil nigga gets canadian/american parents but raised entirely in Liverpool or some shit. Henry and Liam gonna powerbomb my precious son at School for calling it soccer.
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i used to larp as heel seth rollins manager on illegal ppv stream chats when i was 15. i had real heat in those circles i tell you what.
if you are not a professional wrestler you should not be a heel or baby face or playing a character im sorry lmao
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i got 1 monthly listener on spotify that nigga listening to giganiche tunes #blessed
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i dont like 90% of the songs i have out there but thats fine
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this my favourite monster truck growing up
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u can legit see this happen in Grande Prairie, Alberta on most days
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i went to West Edmonton Mall once just to say ive been #neveragain dawg them edmonton niggas love that mall
We went to West Edmonton Mall yesterday鈥 random Saturday afternoon鈥ot anywhere close to Christmas鈥ADHOUSE
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confession: i be shaking ass to EsDeeKid music
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ive had it for years now as my alt but i still cant believe i got this @ lmfao
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illl go back to My Name eventually but im Niko for a few weeks i guess was lowkey looking for an excuse to change my @ tho its time i retired genderatio
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this is my Actual middle name btw i decided be quirk chungus with the spelling #bossniggamoment
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changing my legal name as an Active Immigrant is really annoying but i might for real be getting PR soon so fingers crossed i can actually get it done soon (yes ive been saying this for like 2 years #stuffcameup)
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mom found the account we r rebranding for a while
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like i Mostly dont mind i guess coz im Pushing 30 but id rather not have her on here
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When I was living in Vancouver about a year and a half ago i drove down to Tacoma to meet my "half" brother. we have the same fucked up hairline. hes a level 9 lightskin too. he told me about our dads Pimp Pokedex he found after he died. id meet him again he was cool.
I dont understand the obsession of wanting your child to meet their half siblings. Leave them alone nobody really cares
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i knew about my father being a pimp but the full pimp pokedex was crazy.
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sorry : (
why would you make your profile picture a real life person who isn't you
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coworker came over to tell a story that essentially was "we executed a skunk with a shotgun at point blank range this morning" and i had to hold back tears laughing coz i was visualizing them doing this to a skunk for literally no reason
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new Ecco sounds like a beautiful intro track similar AAA Powerline. this means we probably only have like 2 years until he drops the full album 馃ス Thank you Mr. 2k.
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please dont show this one to my partner theyre gonna say this was me
Gay Wimp Kansas, State Census, 1925
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