a real down to mars girl!

Memphis, TN
Joined April 2013
keily retweeted
You Can See Everything synopsis
3
790
2
13,995
120,806
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
91
2,079
63
38,551
722,367
keily retweeted
Welcome to Brian's wedding! Nobody Wants This is now playing.
56
163
97
2,387
524,891
nobody wants to work anymore. especially me
2
1,459
22
6,860
74,355
Just got excited at the prospect of a new washing machine
7
441
34
15,677
120,246
- Sam Leavitt went two full games in a row without throwing an INT - LSU won an SEC road game
12
44
887
8,452
keily retweeted
Hey @AuburnFootball, come here. Do not run.
24
252
2,411
keily retweeted
you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
35
3,195
21
72,755
662,870
keily retweeted
I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said
90
17,567
449
90,672
1,132,331
keily retweeted
As I was saiding
50
7,305
112
49,992
759,773
GRIZZLIES 17-0 RUN IN THE 4TH AND STUN WARRIORS AT HOME 😳 Cam Boozer and Ty Jerome making an IMPACT in Memphis!
191
738
148
8,925
1,232,351
keily retweeted
My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
190
5,513
155
94,059
2,053,915
Going undercover... in my bed!!! #sleepy #goodnight
5
2,810
10
17,020
163,390
keily retweeted
GOD IS AMAZING
Still yearning for the illustrious Saints win & LSU win in the same weekend
10
137
1,387
14,555
“Dad, what was college football like on October 17th 2026?”
34
1,165
32
12,562
175,617
keily retweeted
Another Top 10 team will lose tonight in either Notre Dame or BYU
21
30
3
538
20,376
every team in college football is bad this is awesome
51
440
20
8,785
109,549
CFP Committee explaining why Bama gets the last spot in:
Personally I think the elephant really ties the whole room together
7
232
1
8,643
99,284
6
54
2
692
7,630
Mantras for when your team is losing
- Sports arent fun to watch - Sports promote fascist behaviour - Sports distract and subdue the proletariat from the ongoing class war against the bourgeoisie
46
8,581
71
75,768
847,934