@koopaaron

you could call me an oil man

 Texas, USA
Joined August 2014
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KangusBangus@KangusB35h
Replying to @koopaaron
Yeah why is half that hose wet
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Oilfield Post-Trip Inspection
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I notice something
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One of our best researchers, let’s Gas him back up.
WordsAreWords@WordsRWordz7h
Well, my account is permanently suspended.
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Bacon Maxxing this Tuesday morning 🤪
Dam Cap'n@Dam_CapN15h
Replying to @koopaaron
And all you here is bacon sizzling?
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I’m in an echo chamber.
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I literally have a stud Bulldog that might be worth something. 🤷
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The ONLY rapper we fuk with is Crack 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼
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Good Monday Mourning
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Short nose, ears below eyes, what am I?
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Working around dads today. This guy is next level Autist.
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My mother in law’s house is a sanctuary structure for cats.
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There’s probably another dozen underneath 🥴
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GM Americans We are Mowing
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Bags better be Packed
Dam Cap'n@Dam_CapNOct 24
Replying to @koopaaron
And when the pov is from an H1-B abuser.
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Tony Sneedprano 🤟🇮🇹🥩🍝🍕🤌🦆🐎🍳🥃🤟
@TonySneedpranoOct 24
they're doing this to me at work tomorrow
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“Hey man, I’m just a Hotdog!”
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Wigger Pig!
@A_townspeaksOct 22
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Random Oilfield Dog
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She obviously had a litter recently, trimmed nails and a truck nearby. She chased me like a good cow dog.
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