Decoy Dan stronger than me cause wym I gotta say “hi daddy, I have some cookies and milk maybe you can stretch my pussy like you were talking about on the phone!” With a straight face AND not being embarrassed? Dan pookie you seriously ARE a movie star
Can we talk about how in this scene Dan says he put a pizza in the oven? Assuming he’s using a gas oven, it probably leaks methane continuously which is horrible for the environment. Obviously Dan does not care about the atmosphere which makes him arguably worse than Chris.
