I'm Simply Cool... FC BARCELONA ⚽️⚽️ uni of Herts 🎓

Joined March 2010
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Way to go!
🚨 Manchester United have decided to continue with Michael Carrick as head coach. Despite Bournemouth and Como defeats, #MUFC hierarchy decides to give Carrick more time to fix things. Player also informed. Up next: Chelsea-Man United on Saturday. Carrick will be there.
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Je viens de vérifier. La Liga génère 1 milliard de revenus de droits TV à l’international et 400 millions viennent de la Chine, mdrrrrr Il était à deux doigts de faire exploser un championnat 😭
El daño que le acaba de hacer Mbappé a LaLiga (y a sus derechos televisivos) por reírse de un meme que le compara con el dictador de China, Mao Zedong, es descomunal. No es una broma. LaLiga lleva una década poniendo a China como uno de sus principales mercados estratégicos.
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Lmao warehouse jobs and uni life was a terrible combination but money had to be made 🤣😂😂😂
That warehouse job induction will have you deeping your life man
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That bum is so ridiculous. Jail the surgeon immediately
Why was he scared? 😳
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In Zambia , we could have a Fally concert charging $1000 and a Tems concert charging $10 , you find every one going to watch Fally .😅
The Audacity with these Assimilated People of Congolese 🇨🇩 needs to stop🤣🤣🤣 Fally Ipupa is nowhere close to the level of Tems
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Derick kovah 🇿🇲 retweeted
Lo más gracioso de todo es que Mbappé ha visto este vídeo
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Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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Derick kovah 🇿🇲 retweeted
Le boug est tellement aigri 🤣🤣🤣 #BallonDor
La tronche de Mbappé quand Harry Kane ou Yamal vont gagner le BO faut pas que le cameraman se loupe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Derick kovah 🇿🇲 retweeted
Pushing 30 and still no UCL no Ballon d’Or
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Derick kovah 🇿🇲 retweeted
Let me guess France football is corrupt and is getting payments from Negreira
🚨💣 BREAKING: Real Madrid TV have CLOSED their broadcast after the Ballon d’Or result. #BallonDor
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Derick kovah 🇿🇲 retweeted
okay ????
How did Lionel Messi have a better season than Bruno Fernandes??
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As long as the dictator didn’t win it.
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🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 ffs
🤣🤣🤣🤣VINICIUS LLEGA A LA GALA PARA EL BALÓN DE ORO 2026
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il est habillé comme un IPhone 18
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🚨 CONFIRMED: Real Madrid arrive in London with BELIEF Kylian Mbappé is the WINNER. @diarioas
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That should have gone to Cubarsi tbh
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11,12,16 and 23 are not necessary. They already fall under some ministries
Proposed ministries 👇🏽
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🤣😂😂😂😂 stop this shit
🚨 OFFICIAL: The Ballon d’Or 2026 TOP 10 (in no particular order): 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz
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