@kristenguzz

#1 steve fan. only the fearless can be great.

 Maryland, USA
twitch.tv/kristenguz
Joined August 2013
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This is a red bell pepper stan account
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Steven D@SVTSteveOct 22
brat summer never ends
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A pilates roll up series hates to see me coming
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Begging makeup companies to put talc back in the powders. I can’t live like this, Europe ruins everything!!!!
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this barbie is a libra@SZNOFGLASSAug 9
trying to shop at tj maxx or marshall’s will really help u save money bc u can find 2 things u like then look at the line and decide u really dont need it that bad
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I love when I’m at pilates and I can tell the people next to me on the reformer are using me for their pacing. 💅🏻
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Катᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᵈ@sumnersloveJun 24
why do chronically late people act like their friends have Infinite Hours and that they cause no harm by arriving 40 minutes past the meet-up time, like newsflash bro, people have lives
matargashti-pilled 🇵🇸@dilrhubarbJun 23
I'm so tired of lateness being viewed as a moral failing. I've been shamed for it my whole life because it's framed as "disrespect" (and no, it hasn't helped me be more punctual) and if I lost out on a major life opportunity because of it I don't think I could have ever recovered
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Chopper@Chopper_RebelMay 15
I can't with the little bowties
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmMay 15
Droids dancing at ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’ world premiere in Hollywood.
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nobody understands the bond between a girl and the emo bands she listened to when she was 12
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LeisureTime TV@Leisure_TimeTVMar 26
Looking around at the Grand Floridian to see if people can tell you're staying at All Star Sports. – at Meadow Woods, FL
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No one in this line knows I have a Disneyland pickle and two bags of hot Cheetos in my purse
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Lana the Bug 🪲💕
@lanabeesfwFeb 6
I really like when the muppet puppeteers just shake the muppet around really fast
Rat and Mouse Content@rat_contentFeb 4
The Muppet Show (2026) - Rizzo sings a cover of Blinding Lights
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Michael Eisner
@Michael_EisnerFeb 3
Congratulations to Josh D’Amaro for becoming the CEO of the Walt Disney Company, and congratulations to Chairman James Gorman for making such a wise pick as well as promoting Dana Walden to president and chief creative officer.  My advice to Josh is continue Bob Iger’s strategy that creativity will handle profits, always protect the brand, and keep close the words of Walt Disney: "We love to entertain kings and queens, but the vital thing to remember is this—every guest receives the VIP treatment.” Good luck.
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It’s so cold outside that I’ve found myself really enjoying groundhogs day tok
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If I had a nickel for every time harry styles releases a new album right before i go to Disneyland, I would have two nickels. Which is not a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.
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They gotta get fetty wap back in the studio‼️
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The camera at the target sco keeps me so humble
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My pilates instructors asking me if I have a dance background is the ultimate compliment
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m@B0YCOMPUTER8 Oct 2025
i like when mr krabs calls him spongeboymebob
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sometimes ur makeup brushes gotta be a lil dirty like a cast iron skillet
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