I build game-changing data analytics cloud tech for Microsoft Azure & Fabric, transforming lives. Opinions strictly mine, not my employer. Principal PM Manager.
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It's not #BigData. That term is an anachronism.
It's just the way that we work with data now.
Big Data techniques have become integral into the every day life of data engineers, data integrators and data scientist.
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Tons of great #DataEngineering capabilities in the Feb release! 🎉 CI/CD support for T-SQL notebooks, better monitoring for high concurrency, snapshots for running #notebooks & more! ✨ Check out the details here:
blog.fabric.microsoft.com/en…
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Jalen Hurts:
- 20 total TD, 4 turnovers in 10 playoff games
Lamar Jackson:
- 13 total TD, 11 turnovers in 8 playoff games
Joe Burrow:
- 10 total TD, 4 turnovers in 7 playoff games
Justin Herbert:
- 2 total TD, 4 turnovers in 2 playoff games
#FlyEaglesFly
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We had a 2k yard running back and Super Bowl MVP quarterback…
The league quite literally had NO CHANCE this season but the media had y’all geeky every week thinking Emmanuel Acho & Chase Daniel cracked the Da Vinci code on how to stop us. Y’all look dumb.
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Guys did you know that winning a SB is meaningless now??? Regular season QB stats are superior!!!
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Hi Chris!
Jalen Hurts will NEVER win a Super Bowl. Go ahead and book mark this. Average QB at best. #Eagles
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BILL BELICHICK WITH ONE OF THE COLDEST LINES EVER.
“STATS ARE FOR LOSERS, FINAL SCORES ARE FOR WINNERS”
🔥🔥🔥
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Donald Trump is at the Daytona 500 today and took a lap around the track in his motorcade. WHERE IS DOGE? This cost millions to do. Where is the cutting of wasteful spending????? First the Super Bowl and now this??
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honestly I’m over this “QB Ranking” discussion. like, if you want to say you’d rather have a guy who will toss 350+ yards in a playoff loss than one who’s gonna lock in for what it takes to win, I can’t really argue with you. we’re having different conversations.
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Jalen Hurts TD to INT ratio this season (including training camp/rushing)
TD: 67
INT: 7
The best season I’ve ever seen from an Eagles QB
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The Eagles made Nick Wright look like a FOOL this year. Possibly the largest amount of cold takes in a single season I’ve ever seen.
A thread 🧵
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This is quite the run on a rebuild by Howie Roseman after the Wentz disaster. And we haven’t even mentioned Saquon, Baun, Q, Nakobe, Nolan, Jurgens, Dickerson over the last 4 yrs..
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Mahomes getting those LeBron garbage time numbers so his fans can try and tell you in 4 years that he actually played a good game by showing the box score.
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Each round, Jalen Hurts had to hear about how the opposing QB was better than him — Jordan Love, Matthew Stafford, Jayden Daniels, Patrick Mahomes. He beat them all.
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Harrison Butker got to play in the Super Bowl in front of Donald Trump and watched his team get smacked around for four straight hours. Thank you, Catholic God.
