KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
Some men need to see this before giving up on their hairline. 4 months made a difference he probably never expected. 👀
KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
If this pops up on your timeline and you don’t know how to deal with cockroaches, wall geckos, and other insects in your apartment
watch and save this video. Thank me later
KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
Over 1 million players in 3 days!
I asked @Shalom_HeyEliy how it happened for Lagos Life, what broke, and if she’s selling for $100,000.
KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
I built a game where you drive a danfo through Lagos 🚌
Load passengers, dodge okadas, beat the traffic. Plays in your browser, no download.
danfo.horpey.dev/
#LagosRun #Lagos #IndieGame
KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
women get horny when:
1. ovulating
2. when you smell good
3. after a deep conversation
4. after spending quality time with you
5. when they like the way your voice sounds
6. you kiss her forehead, then look into her eyes
7. when they admire your arms/hands/veins
8. you hold eye contact a little longer
9. you pull her close with confidence
10. when they feel emotionally safe
11. when they actually like you
12. about to start their period
it’s rarely just about s3x s3x s3x but about how you make her feel.
KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
Your laptop can have 16GB RAM, Core i7 and still be a very bad purchase.
Before buying a laptop, take not of these 10 things:
1.🔹Go for SSD instead of HDD.
SSD makes the laptop significantly faster when booting, opening apps and transferring files. It also doesn't make the spinning noise HDDs make.
You can check by pressing Ctrl + Shift + Esc → then Performance → then Disk.
2.🔹Having a high RAM isn't enough.
A laptop with 16GB RAM and a weak or old processor can still perform poorly. So it's important to check the processor.
3.🔹 Focus more on the generation of the processor rather than just “Core i5” or “Core i7.”
Never assume an i7 is automatically better than an i5. A newer-generation i5 can outperform an older-generation i7, depending on the specific processors.
When you check the model number for most Intel Core processors, the number immediately after the hyphen tells you the generation.
For example:
i7-6500U = 6th Gen
i5-8250U = 8th Gen
i7-1165G7 = 11th Gen
i5-1235U = 12th Gen
i7-13700H = 13th Gen
4.🔹Don't ignore battery health, especially when buying a used laptop.
To check on a Windows laptop, open Command Prompt and type: powercfg /batteryreport
This will generate a battery report showing the design capacity and full charge capacity. The bigger the gap, the more the battery has degraded.
5.🔹Check the screen quality, not just the size.
A 15.6-inch screen isn't automatically better than a 14-inch one. To confirm, go to Settings → System → Display → Advanced display to check the resolution and refresh rate.
6.🔹Check whether the RAM and SSD can be upgraded.
Some newer laptops have their RAM already soldered, meaning you may not be able to increase it later.
7.🔹Check the ports you need.
USB-A, USB-C, HDMI, SD card slot, headphone jack and other ports can make a difference depending on what you use the laptop for.
8.🔹For a used laptop, test everything.
Don't just open the laptop, see that it boots.
Test the keyboard, trackpad, speakers, microphone, webcam, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, charging port, USB ports, HDMI, hinges and screen.
Open a document and test every key. Play audio through the speakers. Connect to Wi-Fi and Bluetooth. Plug in a USB device and test the charger.
9.🔹Buy according to your needs.
For browsing, Microsoft Office, online classes and basic work, you don't necessarily need a high-end laptop.
For programming, heavy multitasking or professional software, you need a strong processor and sufficient RAM.
For video editing, 3D work and serious graphics work, you have to pay attention to the GPU, processor, RAM and display.
For gaming, don't focus on RAM alone. The dedicated GPU, processor, cooling system and display matter a lot.
Stay informed
And
Stay sharp! 🪒
KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
This lecture was once banned from the Internet because of how powerful it is.
Thank God I've recovered it after trying for years.
Study before it's deleted again
Titled: Why Dumb people outsmart You..
KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
“Accepting transport money from a man without seeing him in person is a punishable offence that could land you in jail.”
-Rivers state PPRO !!!
KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
Peter Okoye is the FIRST Nigerian celebrity whose clothing line is actually affordable.
Nigerians have cleared out the red cap he wore.
It’s already sold out on the website!
KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
As a woman, have money o😂
Mr P needed ₦30million urgently, and according to him, his brother didn’t give it to him.
He turned to his wife, Lola, hoping she could lend him the money.
Lola called her dad, and he immediately gave him the ₦30million😭
I need to hustle
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My first time working as an Uber driver, I was on a trip around the Lekki axis when a lady booked me.
On getting to her location to pick her up, a guy escorted her out of an apartment. The next minute, they started arguing over money, saying it wasn’t complete.
That was when I realised she was probably a runs girl or so, but then it wasn’t my business.
On our way to the mainland, she started complaining about the amount the guy gave her. She was visibly angry and kept talking about how the money wasn’t enough for what she had done.
“Ooh, what is this? This is the third day I have been with him and his friends. Even my Uber fare, he didn’t give me.”
I was just staring through my side mirror when I noticed she started pulling off her clothes to change into something more modest. I thought maybe she was going home to her parents and didn’t want them to know what she does.
Out of nowhere, I heard her say, “Bros, is it okay for me to pay in kind? Can I pay in kind?” I asked her do people pay in kind, and she said yes, that the Uber driver who brought her earlier had accepted it.
I told her clearly that I was not interested. I told her I wanted my ₦28,000. She took her time dressing up, probably thinking I would change my mind, but I didn’t.
When we got to her destination, she continued complaining about the money again, saying it was not what she expected and that she would have to call the man to come and pay her balance.
At the gate, she called someone and a man came out with a child. The child kept shouting “Mummy,” so I knew immediately he was her son, but I wasn’t sure about the man.
She got down acting tired and slowly walking inside. I then asked the man jokingly, “Boss, is this your sister, I like her oo?” we even had a small conversation during the trip. He smiled and said, “You wan collect my wife?” That was when I got sh0cked.
He said they had been married for three years and that she had travelled to Ibadan for her catering job. He even said he was the one who told her to use Uber when she got to Lagos because she would be tired.
I was in deep sh0ck. Hmm... Women are d@ng£r0us oo..."
KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
Who has seen the video of that babe who took a 10m naira loan from GTB for her boyfriend, but he eventually cheated on her?
She said that her mother hasn’t had any peace since she started dating the guy.😩
He has paid part of the loan, but it’s still remaining over 6m.
They’ve broken up now, and she is begging him to pay back the remaining loan.
Una dey do things for relationship oh.😪
KryptKoin🪙 retweeted
This is F**king dangerous
Someone figured out how to get dramatically sharper reasoning out of Opus 4.8 with one setup.
Here is how:
Ask Claude to write you an "operating manual" for how it should reason through your work
Create a new Claude Project and paste that .md into the Project instructions
Run Opus 4.8 on High or Max effort
Now the model reasons against a real framework instead of improvising every response.
Same model. Far better output. And Opus 4.8 already costs a fraction of Fable 5.
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