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India
Joined January 2009
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“We don’t do yoga because we’re Christian,” so the yoga instructor renamed it “Holy Spirit flow” 🤡
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Tilchaate "genz" agree detain sahi kiya 🤣🤣🤣
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No disrespect, but the BrahMos-A can make anyone pragmatic.
We Pakistanis are pragmatic people who accept our wrongs and introspect. Hence, we are moving ahead. Indians are delusional. They made a hero out of a shot-down pilot named Abhinandan, and now they celebrate their own Air Force chief as a hero only to save face after their defeat. Pakistan shot down 7 Indian planes and their air force didn’t fly for 48 hours. We want to live in their delusions.
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🚨 BIG BREAKING Delhi Police ARRESTS 944 people in a massive 2-day cybercrime crackdown under Operation CyHawk 6.0. 🔥 – ₹479.14 crore fraud linked to 4,002 complaints. – 283 police teams conducted raids across 17 states and 5 UTs.
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Yes, I got money from the Climate Action Front, where your BF Saurav Das is a co-founder! Investigate karo, Climate Action Front ko😂
Replying to @VijayGajeraO
7 tweets for me in a row. Aaj paise zada mile hai kya? 🥹👀
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Qualifications of @nsitharaman: BA (Economics) MA (Economics) MPhil (Economics) Assistant to Economist, AEA, UK Senior Manager, BBC Senior Manager, Price Waterhouse Commerce Minister, India Defence Minister, India Finance Minister, India Qualifications of @RahulGandhi: Dynast
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
-Azam khan was released from the jail. -He and his supporters started celebrating. -ED arrested him again from the middle of celebration in other case. -Azam khan is back to jail… 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
Kashmiri Pandit engaged the person who’s father is pretty responsible for their exodus from the valley. His father was a complicit and did nothing as a CM. Corrupt too. God bless these people. Oxford professor.
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
"I only belive in ney char" Schooled rightly! 😂
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Are Nihangs above the law? How are they able to get away with making beheading threats against policemen in the presence of other police officers?
Hate against Hindus and Hindu festivals in Punjab is not new. A Nihang openly says: “Don’t send Sikh policemen to stop us send non-turban policemen so we can m*rder them, beh*ad them.” Police must act against such hate-mongers before it turns into real violence.
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
So why does “Taj Restaurants” want to open restaurant in Somnath only and sell non vegetarian food there?
સોમનાથ મંદિર આસપાસ નોનવેજના વેચાણ પરનો પ્રતિબંધ ગુજરાત હાઇકોર્ટે હટાવી દીધો. રાજ્ય સરકારે આ નિર્ણય પર 7 દિવસનો સ્ટે માગ્યો હતો, પરંતુ હાઇકોર્ટે એ માગ પણ ફગાવી દીધી. રાજ્ય સરકારે હાઇકોર્ટમાં દલીલ કરી હતી કે સોમનાથ માત્ર વ્યાપારી કેન્દ્ર નથી, પરંતુ કરોડો હિંદુઓની આસ્થા સાથે જોડાયેલું પવિત્ર તીર્થસ્થાન છે. જાન્યુઆરીથી સપ્ટેમ્બર 2026 દરમિયાન જ 1.16 કરોડ શ્રદ્ધાળુઓએ સોમનાથના દર્શન કર્યા હતા. ‘તાજ રેસ્ટોરન્ટ્સ’ સહિત છ અન્ય રેસ્ટોરન્ટ સંચાલકોએ પ્રતિબંધને પડકારતી અરજી કરી હતી. અરજદારો તરફથી એડવોકેટ એ. એલ. મન્સૂરીએ જ્યારે રાજ્ય સરકાર તરફથી સરકારી વકીલ જી. એચ. વિર્કે રજૂઆત કરી હતી. વિગતો: gujarati.opindia.com/news-up…
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
These kids aren’t here to watch a movie or a cricket match. They were there at midnight to witness the launch of ISRO’s NVS-03 navigation satellite aboard GSLV-F18…
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DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN...❓ HE R@PED 500+ GIRLS FOR 33 YEARS LET'S SEE WHO HE IS~~~~ PRESENTING YOU BASHEER SHAIKH R@PED 12 YR OLDS, 500+ girls in 33 Years JIHADI PEDO EPSTEIN DISGUSTING STORY OF 2026 1993 HE FOUNDED ADARSH EDUCATIONAL CAMPUS TO GET EASY ACCESS TO THE MINORS AND THEN HE STARTED >>> AND SINCE THEN UNDER THE NAME OF TEACHING, HE CALLED GIRLS TO A SEPERATE ROOM AND R@PED THEM AND AND AND >>> ALL THE GIRLS WERE MINORS FROM CLASSES 8TH, 9TH & 10TH...‼️ ALL THIS IS GOING ON SINCE 1993, MOST OF HIS VICTIMS ARE MARRIED. BUT STILL HE CALLS THOSE GIRLS AND SAYS "YOU'VE BECOME HOTTER, I WANT TO MEET YOU" AND DO YO KNOW >>> IN 1993 HE R@PED A GIRL, JUST 12 YR OLD AND AGAIN AND ONCE AGAIN in 1997 HE R@PED A GIRL, JUST 12 YR OLD And POLICE >>> THE THEN ACP ABDUL REHMAN SAVED HIM AND YO KNOW WHAT >>> SEEING ACP's SUPPORT THERE IS ACP BASHEER'S TERROR AMONGST THE VICTIMS SO NOW YOU TELL ME >>> WHY ISN'T THIS PEDO JIHADI BEHIND THE BARS... ❓ AND WHAT WERE WE AS A SOCIETY DOING WHILE HE R@PED 500+ GIRLS FOR 33 YEARS...❓ HOW CAN WE EVEN SLEEP...❓ School Founder Bashir Usman Shaikh (54) Of Adarsh International School Latur Maharashtra, Has Been Arrested Under The POCSO Act And Bharatiya Nyaya Sanhita For The Sexual Harassment Of Minor Girl Students. The Case Was Registered At Midc Police Station After A Complaint. He Was Absconding For A Few Days Before Police Tracked And Arrested Him. A Special Investigation Team (SIT) Headed By A Woman IPS Officer Has Now Been Formed To Dig Deeper And Check If More Students Were Affected Over The Years.Local Protests Have Been Intense. Many Parents And Activists Are Saying This Is Not A One-off Incident And Are Demanding The Strictest Action. Some Are Calling The Accused "INDIA'S EPSTEIN" And Claiming The Shoshan Of Many Minor Girls Stretched Across Years. While The Exact Number Is Still Under Investigation, Police Have Publicly Appealed To Every Possible Victim And Their Parents To Come Forward Safely. Identity Will Be Protected. This Is About The Safety Of Our Daughters. Schools Are Supposed To Be The Safest Places. When Trust Is Broken Like This, The Entire System Must Answer.What Do You Think Should Be The Next Step..
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The father-figure NGO gang of the CJP is enjoying itself in Kerala! You will soon see Toolkit Part 2
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
Lost in the less important headlines yesterday, a truly proud day—Manisha Bhanwala creates history, becomes India's FIRST-EVER women's world wrestling champion. 🤼‍♀️🇮🇳🥇
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Congress leader from Jharkhand is bringing poor Adivasis in buses to Congress rally in Delhi, They don’t even know why they are being taken there. Why is Congress exploiting poor Adivasis for its own political gains?
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Kunjan Dalal retweeted
जरूरी सूचना 👇🏼 ▪️ कर्नाटक में नंदिनी दूध 8 रुपए लीटर महंगा हुआ धन्यवाद 🙏🏽
जरूरी सूचना 👇🏼 ▪️ पराग दूध भी 2 रुपए लीटर महंगा हुआ धन्यवाद 🙏🏽
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Bangladeshi Hindu woman Pritilata and her minor daughter Agami gang-raped and killed by Islamists. Minor son Ayush also killed in front of his father Ganapati, whose throat was slit. A community that cannot protect its mothers and children cannot keep a future. Pritilata and Agami were raped and killed. Ayush was murdered in front of his father. The family was finished in one night.
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गिर सोमनाथ की दो नाबालिग हिंदू लड़कियों को महेसाणा के उनावा लाकर महज 3 दिनोंमें बुर्का, कलमा पढ़वाने, नाम बदलने और निकाह कराने का मामला आया है,पूरे नेटवर्क का पर्दाफाश कर हर आरोपी की जाँच हो और दोषियों पर कठोरतम कानूनी कार्रवाई हो। यह दरगाह धर्मांतरण-लव जिहाद का अड्डा बन चुकी है।
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Ira Trivedi considers Quran progressive and Hinduism regressive, she is telling us the benefits of Surya Namaskar. 🤣🤣🤣 AajTak rocks.
सूर्य नमस्कार करने का सही तरीका क्या है और इसके क्या फायदे हैं? योग लव की संस्थापक और लेखिका इरा त्रिवेदी से जानिए। #IndiaTodayHealthWealthSummit #Yoga | @iratrivedi
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