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Handcrafted Content from the Pacific Northwest

Portland, Oregon
Joined April 2013
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Check out this Cyber Week steal. Buy one boot get the second free! #Macys – at Portland, OR
Did people write someone in for Multnomah East Soil & Water, Director, Zone 1? There are no candidates! Is it too late to throw my hat into the ring? #pdxElectionDay #soileandwaterrock
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Turns out it's not that easy...
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PR News picked up my guide to using hyphens! Next, THE WORLD nitter.gq/PRNews/status/78413790…
Like this quick guide about how-to-use hyphens fr @kurtastic1 Oops! bit.ly/2cXrgtl #PRNews
A power plant in Iceland has turned 95 percent of its carbon dioxide emissions into stone: bit.ly/1XcAabj
I love the warm, sunny, bacon scented spring afternoons – at Portland, OR
Free champagne at Sloan Boutique! Suddenly I like shopping for women's clothing – at Portland, OR
Who else got a new book from the library with a stranger's medical report tucked between the pages? #chooseyourownadventure #booksareweird – at Portland, OR
The newest scam: some lady calls and threatens to make you go back to college. Okay, I'll pay! Just make it stop! – at Portland, OR
Looking for something to do this weekend? Check out my guide to budgeted good times in pdx! frugalportland.com/6-awesome… #frugalportland #pdxfun – at Portland, OR
Y'all, cheese addiction is SERIOUS! – at Portland, OR
I just saw a woman eating a donut wrong. – at Portland, OR
I just coined the term "barbtender" for the bartender at your barbershop. I'd make a hashtag, but somebody named Barbera is already using it – at Portland, OR
I just heard that I have to use this blasted platform if I want to be a successful copywriter. Drat. – at Portland, OR
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Three hours vacuuming up water, but finally just put everything on bad-DVD-stilts and let the flood have my basement. Go#pdxrain #sunnyside – at Portland, OR
Who, me? Oh nothing, just got a Master's degree in technical writing today, that's all. – at Portland, OR
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It worked. He took my resume and said there might be a spot for me at Apple. He also gave me a $50 iTunes gift card. I love Car2Go! #STCPunk – at Portland, OR
Found a "real" tech writer's gym bag in a Car2Go, complete with Cupertino business cards. Is this my in? #STCPunk – at Portland, OR