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Playwright, editor. She/her. TOSOS. Dramatists Guild. CB#1 Queens. UMBC. Drunken! Careening! Writers! (Since 2004). Sen. Warnock fan. No DMs.

Astoria, NY
Joined August 2009
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Unfortunate that she no longer has a job since the only one she's qualified for is a handjob
🚨 BREAKING: Lauren Boebert has LOST reelection in Colorado. CNN projects Democrat Eileen Laubacher has defeated the MAGA Republican in Colorado’s 4th Congressional District, flipping the seat BLUE.
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Studies show that watching a beaver eating cabbage lowers stress levels by 15%
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Measles is the most contagious virus known to man Unless you are vaccinated Then it can't get you
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About damn time
CNN: Eileen Laubacher (D) wins Colorado’s 4th congressional district, defeating Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO). 🟦Democratic flip
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Elon fled to Texas to escape blue states only for Texas to… become a blue state.
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Governor-Elect Gina Hinojosa requests pause on selling state land to Elon Musk.
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Thinking about this exchange today:
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Canada lit up Niagara Falls blue. France lit up the Eiffel Tower blue. Rome lit up the Colosseum blue. The entire world is celebrating the rebuke of fascism in America!
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And with the help of you and others who believed that Mississippi Matters!
.@scott_colom quietly ran one of the best campaigns in years, and he did it with raw talent, deep faith, and a lot of heart.
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So with Stephen Miller, Trump has officially moved into the Bunker Stage of his Reich
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Amy Klobuchar pulled off the masterstroke of easily getting elected governor, putting her in a position to pick her own replacement as senator (which given the blueness of the state means she could be picking someone who serves for decades)
Minnesota governor-elect @amyklobuchar (D) on who she will appoint to fill her Senate seat: "I will do right by the state of Minnesota with that person."
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So Republican officials intentionally disenfranchised thousands of Mississippi voters and are now gearing up to go to court to say we only meant to disenfranchise the Democrats, not the Republicans, so only the Republican affidavit votes should count…am I getting that right?
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Republican Derrick Van Orden cursed out 16 and 17 year old Senate pages in the Rotunda, calling them "pieces of shit" for taking photos on their last day of work. He refused to apologize. Wisconsin didn't renew him. Congratulations, Congresswoman-Elect Rebecca Cooke.
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He’s never been in my house. He’ll never be in my house. Thank you for your attention to the matter of my house.
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TL;DR RFK Jr has achieved absolutely nothing as Health Secretary other than bring measles back to record levels
Draining the swamp is a mandate, and we have an obligation to deliver. Entrenched interests have exercised power in Washington under both parties for decades. President Trump and I intend to keep fighting until the American people—not corporate influence—drive our health policies. I stand firmly behind President Trump and the historic reforms we are advancing together. In less than two years, this administration has rewritten federal dietary guidelines to emphasize real food, secured commitments from major food companies to remove petroleum-based synthetic dyes and other additives, launched systematic reviews of chemicals already in our food supply, and proposed requiring companies to notify the FDA before introducing ingredients they independently deem safe. These are concrete steps toward accountability that Americans demanded. We have hundreds of other accomplishments but there's still more work to do. We must finish food-ingredient reform, advance our work on ultra-processed foods, and put children’s health at the center of federal policy. I will keep pressing those priorities across this administration and work with anyone in either party who will help deliver them. The American people deserve a government that puts their health first. President Trump gave me a mandate to put prevention at the center of health care and end the chronic disease epidemic to Make America Health Again.
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Susie Wiles resigned verbally last night and she has also prepared a written resignation letter, a senior White House official tells me.
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🚨BREAKING: Per AP Scott Colom (D) leads Cindy Hyde-Smith (R) by 2,010 votes.
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Stephen Miller, White House Chief of Staff. Just when Republicans thought things couldn’t get any worse.
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He blows up six data centers in Russia and suddenly every Republican loses their election. 🤔
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