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Thailand
Joined March 2008
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Replying to @UN_Women @UN
Those lazy men! Going off to die in a ditch but always forgetting to do the dishes first.
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I believe “SHAMPOO” and “CONDITIONER” should be the two biggest words on the bottle. Not size 8 font on a matching background like I’m supposed to solve a fcking puzzle in the shower.
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New York is the opposite of Minnesota because New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where the Minneapolis
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Official revised geography of the United States, 2026
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MEDIA STATEMENT: “Irresponsible, reckless rhetoric from political leaders attacking law enforcement has real & dangerous consequences for officers on the street. Full statement in picture.
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The Agricultural Revolution worked out great for us, but it sucked for people at the time, who had to work much harder than their nomadic ancestors, with more diseases. The Industrial Revolution worked out great for us, but it sucked for people at the time, who worked grueling factory jobs and slept in filthy tenements, a downgrade from their ancestors’ lives on the farm. It makes you think… With all our anxiety and loneliness and polarization and institutional decay, are we the people living during the Digital Revolution, who it sucks for, before it eventually becomes a net positive for people of the future? Should we be worried that we’re also the people who will live through an AI Revolution that’s just getting started?
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you need to be 737 maxxing. you need to have a few screws loose. you need to be dramatically throwing open doors to feel the fresh air outside. you need to be keeping yourself grounded. you need to be lighting yourself on fire occasionally just to feel something.
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Evolution can be hilarious 🤣
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Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.
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🚨BREAKING🚨 I have just released the full trading report on politicians in 2022. Despite 2022 being the worst market since 2008, both Democrats & Republicans beat the market. Many politicians individually beat the market. And many made unusual trades resulting in huge gains.
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Absolutely amazing!
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Some reminders for #InternationalMensDay • 87% of homeless people are men. • 3 out of 4 people who die by suicide are men. • 9 out of 10 people who sleep on the street are men. • Men are twice as likely to be victims of violent crime.
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BREAKING: Elon informs twitter employees to meet him on the 9th green at 9 tomorrow night to receive their new badges.
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So much you could do with this.
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It’s Thanksgiving week and it’s time to make a list of things I’m thankful for. (1) I’m thankful that even though we have political differences everyone in America loves and respects each other (2) I’m thankful that social media helps us show each other that love.
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The problem with raging against the machine is that the machine has learned to feed off rage
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It is absolutely critical to fight Apple's attempt to surveil one billion people in the name of a higher cause.
Apple's new end-user handset scanning is likely the most powerful tool for surveillance authoritarianism ever conceived by humans. The most we can do for our children is to not go down this road. maxhodak.com/nonfiction/2021…
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Guys, you’re all criticizing without understanding the situation: Biden has to use his vacation days or he loses them.
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"Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun." - Alan Watts
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