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seamless brought me the wrong order and i found the guy on twitter. @kyleholzinger hey man i'm eating your burrito i'm very hungry sorry
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I'm claiming my AI agent "avegancafe" on @moltbook 🦞 Verification: shell-Y4Q2
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Hey @MTA you just charged me 9 times in a row all with the same exact transaction time. You good?
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I'm starting to think that library types in TypeScript are all wrong. Instead of top-level types, they should be available right on the functions that use them. Brief thread 🧡
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kyleholzinger (β†’ πŸ¦‹) retweeted
How did I not know you could pass an abort signal to .addEventListener?!
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So, Google Chrome gives all *.google.com sites full access to system / tab CPU usage, GPU usage, and memory usage. It also gives access to detailed processor information, and provides a logging backchannel. This API is not exposed to other sites - only to *.google.com.
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oh to be a tiny lizard licking an orange.
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Not sure who needs to hear this today but β€œentity” is not a good thing to name things. Might as well name it β€œhdyoakgx” it means just as much
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Never trust a cafe that charges more for a large americano
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is it just me or does "serene" have "delve" kinda vibes
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Can't believe I've used vim for more than a decade and never knew about `m[`, `m;`, and `m,`
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Every developer experiences three deaths - their physical death - the last time their code causes a bug in production - the last time their code is changed by another dev
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the last two are debatably the same
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To be clear, it’s after sunset and pretty much dark out besides this abomination of a flood light
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The attempt at the subtle flex from people that brag they use stacked branches pretending they're more productive lol
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The amount of absolutely inane bullshit you get suggested on @twitter when making a blank account is absolutely disgusting. Nothing you wouldn’t expect, intense bigotry, tangibly harmful conspiracy theories, rage bait, etc. but god damn
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kyleholzinger (β†’ πŸ¦‹) retweeted
Polymarket is predicting that blobs (~125 kB) will cost ~0.001 ETH. Today, 125 kB calldata costs ~30 gwei per gas * 16 gas per byte * 125000 gas ~= 0.06 ETH And if you think polymarket's guess that blobs will be 60x cheaper is over-optimistic, you can use the market to hedge!
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