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Hablo de deportes y de soberanas mierdas, pero mierdas mierdas de estas que dices tú, estás podrido

Joined October 2022
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Tiene razón, hemos normalizado entrevistar a un jugador en mitad del partido con el esfuerzo físico y la tensión del partido, estamos tontos?
Maffeo es el futbolista más retrasado e inútil que hay, eh. Lloro con esto
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Meter ese coche en Q3 ya ha sido gran hazaña de Alonso, a seguir
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DON RAFAEL CAMARA PARERA ECHANDO A VERSTAPPEN Y HAMILTON PARA QUE ENTRE ALONSO EN Q3
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Ya están llegando, no me creo que esté pasando 🥹
Here we go, first look at the code in the box! Source: reddit.com/r/GTA6unmoderated…
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Me parto los cojones, que es realmente el día del hombre jajasjajshdakajaja
Álbum de Anuel el mismo día que sale GTA VI, hay que catalogar este día oficialmente como el día de la heterosexualidad y los machos
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Da igual lo que haga porque sabemos como se las gastan en USA y le acabarán dando el MVP a Wembanyama, pero este es el mejor jugador del mundo.
¡LUKA DONCIC! 🪄💫 ¡IMPARABLE EN ESTE INICIO DE TEMPORADA! Su actuación para derrotar a los Trail Blazers: 🤯53 PUNTOS 🤯5 REBOTES 🤯5 ASISTENCIAS Apoteósico.
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Que rápido olvidó la gente lo que fue Embiid prime, y te quieren vender que es de los peores MVP, ese tramo 2022-2024 fue absurdo
Wasnt even the best game that Wemby was on the court for, relax.
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Álbum de Anuel el mismo día que sale GTA VI, hay que catalogar este día oficialmente como el día de la heterosexualidad y los machos
anuel anuncia oficialmente rhlm2, aún no me lo creo
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Es un año histórico en todo lo que rodea a Miami y a la framquicia y los subnormales haciendo una temporada patética
Replying to @MiamiHEAT
@MiamiHEAT x @RockstarGames x Cactus Jack x @Nike Available November 18 in limited quantities at A Night in Vice City - gohe.at/4eTXeIR
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Si claro, y también pillamos un cachalote que haya en la grada para que simule a la gorda que le llevaba en camilla que no podía correr no te jode, tanta performance es ofensiva a la familia y memoria del jugador
🏟️ @isaacfouto explica cómo será el homenaje que se realice por Jesús de Miguel en los estadios ➡️ "El árbitro se colocará en el punto exacto donde ocurrió el incidente" ⏰ "En el minuto 9, se parará el partido 60 segundos y se emitirá un vídeo muy emotivo" 📻 #PartidazoCOPE
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Esta captura me da vibras de GTA V, encima es preciosa con Jason y Lucía protagonizándola. No queda nada ya, aún no me lo creo.
Grand Theft Auto VI is now officially only two weeks away. Today, enjoy a stunning look at Vice City and beyond with a collection of new screenshots on the official site: rockstargames.com/VI/launch-… See you in Leonida on November 19.
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Pero como vas a currar en el Wall Street Journal y soltar esa barbaridad, es como decirle a LeBron James que no tiene grandes éxitos en su carrera
🚨NEW: Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick sat down today with @WSJ to discuss the launch of Grand Theft Auto VI. The interviewer literally said straight to his face that they don’t have any major hits, despite the huge success of GTA 5 and Red Dead 2… 💀 Strauss’ reaction says it ALL… What a clueless clown she is… 🤡😭
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Día duro, Klay Thompson haciendo su mejor partido en años casualmente contra Clippers y Wembanyama haciendo su mejor partido casualmente contra Kyrie
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Aún así es tarde y no debe ni ir a prisión, debe palmarla y ni con esas aliviará ni un 0,00001% de dolor.
🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | El ministro Óscar Puente anuncia su dimisión tras la tragedia ferroviaria tinyurl.com/mryfvrb9
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Rockstar consiguiendo ilusionarnos por simplemente adelantar una precarga dos míseros días, VAAAMOOOOOSSSS
Grand Theft Auto VI pre-load begins on November 10. There’s still time to pre-order and ensure you're able to experience Grand Theft Auto VI when it launches on November 19. Details: rsg.ms/a647560
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Que tragedia joder, como puede cambiar la vida de un momento a otro por hacer algo tan inocente como jugar al fútbol. No quiero imaginarme el dolor de los compañeros y familia. DEP.
Rotos de dolor, con un nudo en la garganta y sin poder creer que esto sea verdad, desde el CD Tenerife comunicamos el trágico fallecimiento, este martes, día 3 de noviembre de 2026, a las 8:00 horas, de Jesús de Miguel Alameda. No hay palabras de consuelo; no hay absolutamente nada que mitigue este sentimiento repleto de tristeza. Estamos junto a su desolada familia, junto a sus seres queridos, junto a todo el tinerfeñismo que hoy llora por este cruel desenlace. La familia de Jesús de Miguel agradece todas y cada una de las muestras de apoyo recibidas, e igualmente solicita, de corazón, máximo respeto a su privacidad, en estos terribles momentos. 🖤 DEP
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Nunca había visto una lesión de tal gravedad, por el momento sigue siendo preocupante su estado y ojalá se recupere pronto
El delantero del CD Tenerife Jesús de Miguel sufrió una parada cardiorrespiratoria después del fuerte impacto recibido en el encuentro ante el Andorra. El futbolista recuperó el pulso gracias a las maniobras de reanimación cardiopulmonar (RCP) practicadas por los servicios
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Oye @POTUS, abandona a Israel y nos calmamos, no pasa nada por que veamos fotos de tu pollita en determinadas fiestas organizadas por quien ya sabemos. Digo yo que renta, te vemos el rabo y los huevos a cambio de asegurar el orden mundial
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Esperaos al GTA VI plis
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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Ha sido un mundial súper descafeinado y aburrido pero hay que ceder con Antonelli. Fui el primero en criticarle el año pasado pero ha acabado cumpliendo con todo para ser campeón, que no es poco, y más aún siendo tan joven. Merecido y legendario.
KIMI ANTONELLI IS THE 2026 F1 WORLD CHAMPION!!! 🏆 The youngest to ever do it at 20 years and 68 days old! #F1 #MexicoGP
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