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I am 3 degrees of separation from Mao Zedong
When I was in a troubled teen boarding school I made a friend. I met his dad who was the creative director of givenchy. His dad dated lady Gaga and lady Gaga met with the 14th Dalai Lama (👎) the 14th Dalai Lama pictured here with mao
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that's literally a 20% tip you dumb shit did you want their life savings?
$25 on a $129 you’re going to hell
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The receipt shows a $25.86 tip on a $129.29 pre-tip total, or exactly 20%. This matches the standard gratuity for full-service restaurant meals in the US.
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“I'm more proud of this song than i am of Big Ang quitting smoking”
-Ayesha Erotica via Tumblr (November 4, 2015)
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Five Arabic phrases for starters:
1. Inshallah: God willing
“Abdul will win, Inshallah!”
2. Alhamdulillah: Thank God
“Abdul won, Alhamdulillah!”
3. Mashallah: What God has willed
“First Muslim senator, Mashallah!”
4. Yallah: Let’s go!
“Abdul! Yallah let’s win this!”
5. Astaghfirullah: Seek God’s forgiveness
“Did you see Vance’s tweet? Astaghfirullah!”
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A lot of marxists are so arrogant and believe marxism is such a universal truth that it ought to apply to fiction as well and i say this as a marxist myself
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Muslim names be like SERVANT OF THE MERCIFUL and Christians have shit like Michael
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Michael comes from the Hebrew phrase mī kāʼēl, which translates to "Who is like God?".
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It’s really funny sorry
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So if u get arrested for anything and they seize your devices could u now get prosecuted for having this video appear on your timeline since their pushing his head into their pits?
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I get why Riley Gaines is scared of the blue wave
She’s not the best swimmer
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Punk isn’t about leftist politics or rebellion. Punk is about dressing like a weirdo for a month and then getting really into bluegrass or something and acting like a pretentious asshole to the people who were into the same things as you a month ago









































