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Chad Lamb

@lamb003

software person, coding as I travel. Proudly 🇿🇦. Currently home

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Joined April 2011
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A transformer has tripped, impacting supply to areas such as Plattekloof, N1, Big Bay, Elsies River, Goodwood, Kraaifontein, Tiervlei among others. The power is being restored but tripping due to network instability. All teams are attending to this as a matter of urgency.
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MikeJ@mma_johnsonSep 28
Replying to @CityofCT
@CityofCT @CityofCTAlerts guys help guide us we are hearing far and wide power out from Blouberg to Edgemead Durbanville to Kraaifontein? @geordinhl
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You won't believe what they're doing in China. This is the Chinese port in Guangzhou. People unload ships remotely with 5G, AND THEN, AI vehicles automatically drive the containers to trucks and load them, without human assistance. #WaytoModernization
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Have been trialing @RunsOnRunsOn for the last 9 days. And our total service costs on AWS using spot instance is the same as our daily spend was using the same size runners on GH actions. Great work @crohr
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How old were you when you figured out dependency injection was just “arguments”
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😂
giatt (@1owroller) profile picturegiatt
@1owroller24 Sep 2024
>linux kernel developer >no syntax highlighting >no LSP >one terminal window, no tmux >literally just rawdogging terminal and barebones vi >writes USB driver from scratch in just 3h what's your excuse anon?
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So you can’t close a private clients account in a branch you need to ask your banker. Sounds convenient but I have now been trying to close my account for 3 months with varying rates of response from my “dedicated banker”. @Nedbank private clients is such a fucking waste of time
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The account has been overdrawn due to accrued bank fees for a week or so and they tell me I need to clear the debt before the account can be closed. Umm sorry I have been trying to close the account for THREE MONTHS while it had money to cover fees.
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Finally the account is closed. 🍾🍾🍾
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@trashh_dev22 Aug 2024
the truth hurts.
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i cannot unsee this
meme bastard 🍕 (@mask_bastard) profile picturememe bastard 🍕
@mask_bastard25 Jun 2024
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These were a lot of fun to read. – at Milnerton, South Africa
Paul Fairie (@paulisci) profile picturePaul Fairie@paulisci1 Jan 2024
A List of Predictions Made in 1924 About 2024 🧵
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Тsфdiиg
@tsoding19 Nov 2023
Just wanted to share this with you. Have a nice day!
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My parents have been members of @medihelpsa for like 40 years. And now when my mom needs a knee replacement and they say no. All those years of paying for what?! – at Milnerton, South Africa
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Sir Bobby Charlton CBE, 1937-2023. Words will never be enough.

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Gary Neville
@GNev221 Oct 2023
So sorry to hear the news of Sir Bobby Charlton. The Greatest English Football player and Manchester United’s greatest ambassador. A champion on and off the pitch and a Busby Babe that paved the way for all to come at United. Rest In Peace Sir Bobby ❤️❤️
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Sparring my son Jesse-James yesterday and got caught with the @saenchaithailand cartwheel kick right across the neck 🤦🏻‍♂️. The student has now become the master 🥋
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So my iPhone 11 stopped charging last night... Coincidence? #AppleEvent
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Ramit Sethi
@ramit12 Jun 2023
Examples of a Rich Life: * Grocery shopping without considering price * Spontaneously extending your vacation by a day * Buying popcorn at the movies * Handing out full-size candy bars for Halloween * Buying a $100k car that you love every time you sit in it
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The only striker Erik ten Hag will have available is Wout Weghorst. Meanwhile, Guardiola will have Erling Haaland and Julian Alvarez. Build Erik ten Hag a statue if he somehow wins this final… #MUFC
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