@lanaparadee

ifb strictly vegan. a privilege to be followed by me💋

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Joined May 2024
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back when you could watch porn on youtube-
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"bts talents are suffocating under your pillow"
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allah worshippers
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being baptized makes zero sense cuz what the fuck is holy water?? Isn't it just normal water....i wanna know where they find it-
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freezing jello in a condom to invent my homemade dildo-
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me looking at my oomfs tweets and always wonder why they flop- #noteveryonecanplaythegame
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this was supposed to be her Nicole Kidman
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saw fine latino trade at airport-
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connie. retweeted
connie.@lanaparadeeOct 26
ass so fat i have to spread my cheeks to fart-
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ass so fat i have to spread my cheeks to fart-
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"EAT taylor swift talent" me asf as fuck:
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"u look hungarian" me asf as fuck:
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connie. retweeted
connie.@lanaparadeeOct 26
I quit sending d pics to oomf so i can make them cock hungry for me-
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"you can't marry a child!" muslim:
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I quit sending d pics to oomf so i can make them cock hungry for me-
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why is allah trending on my tl-
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him: *puts it in* me: *moans* him: does it feel big? me: it will never be as big as the raiden shogun’s impact him: omg end
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Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 26
Lana Del Rey giving money to a stranger while listening to Tate McRae in new video.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 23
McDonald's is bringing back the McRib on October 27. It will only be available in select cities including Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, Atlanta, Philadelphia and Dallas.
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this shit is fucking scaring me-
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the first thing my mom hears after opening my twitter bookmarks
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