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Alanna Perlin

@lanz483

You can take the girl out of the city, but never the city out of the girl.

 Staten Island, NY
Joined August 2011
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Wish elevators came with an undo button for when you accidentally hit the wrong floor
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Most disturbed I've ever been nitter.gq/buzzfeed/status/717387…
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@BuzzFeed5 Apr 2016
This is what Donald Trump would look like without his fake tan bzfd.it/204n920
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I'm not okay nitter.gq/commonwhitegiri/status…
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11 pm on a Friday: in bed watching 30 Rock as my upstarts neighbors blast/scream lyrics to Lady Gaga's 2008 hit single "Paparazzi" #adulting
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WILDFOX@WILDFOXCOUTURE25 Mar 2016
"What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame but something wild to run with." -Robert Brault
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WILDFOX@WILDFOXCOUTURE22 Mar 2016
Keep a furry friend close by...They're good for the soul.
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Realizing more and more that home is people, not location 😔
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Lololol nitter.gq/commonwhitegiri/status…
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I'd rather watch a #GOOPDebate where candidates argue over Gwyneth Paltrow's $375 "face nectar"
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Can we just take a moment here nitter.gq/edwestwick/status/7077…
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Let's all jump in
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When you're in an inexplicably good mood 🤗
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@khloekardashian4 Mar 2016
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You know you're in a bad place when you're jealous of Harper Beckham aka a 4 year old
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WILDFOX@WILDFOXCOUTURE3 Mar 2016
"Show up every day, stay true to your path & you will surely find the treasure you seek." - Jackson Kiddard
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@betchesluvthis29 Feb 2016
Our Betches Oscars after party is us in bed trying to stay up on ambien
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