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The director for the kid’s show I’m in @LooseMooser has gone above & beyond with posters! He’s a professional creative, we’re so lucky. I feel like a star ⭐️ Three Pigs runs Oct 31-Nov 22 🐷 🐷 🐷 🫎
Calling a tow truck is the right thing, unfortunately. Had somebody parked in mine for 3 days & it was a huge inconvenience. I didn’t know who it was & they didn’t go back to their car to see the note I left. I will call a tow truck every time in the future
She came home at 11:30 at night to find her neighbor's car in her paid parking spot, so she had it towed.
"There's a sign on the wall and a sign on the floor."
Neighbor: "You could have knocked on the door. We stay right next door to each other."
Her: "I don't know you, mama. Seeing you does not mean I know you."
Should she have knocked first, or was the tow fair?
Can’t believe some ppl think that jet was a missile, even with frame-by-frame proof & the absence of a massive crater. Strange times!
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Welcome to November 1st in Canada, where nobody knows what time it is one province to the next, or even within the same province in the case of Ontario.
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A packaged hamburger bun can have more alcohol by weight than a non-alcoholic beer.
Researchers in Germany measured packaged burger rolls at 1.28 g of ethanol per 100 g in a 2016 study. A non-alcoholic beer has to be under 0.5% alcohol by volume, about 0.4 g per 100 ml. Gram for gram, those buns were about 3 times that.
American bread has it too. A 1998 study from the Washington State Toxicology Laboratory tested bread from Seattle-area stores and bakeries. Original Wonder Bread had 0.37 g per 100 g, close to the non-alcoholic beer cap, and a rosemary onion loaf had 0.98 g.
Brazil's numbers run higher. In 2024 the consumer group Proteste tested 10 brands of sliced bread, and one lot of Visconti came in at 3.37% alcohol. Proteste blamed heavy use of preservatives against mold, and the industry's trade group disputed the testing method.
Yeast makes ethanol when it ferments sugar, so anything leavened carries a little. In the US, ethanol can also be applied to pizza crust before final baking as an antimicrobial, at up to 2% of the product's weight.
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Only in America do people see a story about a dude who’s being exploited by his employer and think “let me make that corporation exponentially richer”
don’t know why I’m being pelted by ads from this menswear site, but it IS 100% how I’d dress if I were a dude
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Okay I don't post my nephew's face but he's successfully shrouded here.
This is my nephew going as a beekeeper. We waited for him dressed as bees.
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Daniel Radcliffe and Tracy Morgan recreate the scene between Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes for ‘The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins.’
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Absolutely incredible! Three silver skulls 💀⏳
Open the jaw, and inside is a working watch face. A reminder that time is ticking away, and death is not very far.
These oxidized silver skulls from the 1600s are actually pocket watches.
Some even have Latin inscriptions reminding you to live life to the fullest.
Memento mori at its most clever.
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🔴 Heidi Klum reveals the biggest challenge of bringing her severed hand costume to life at her 2026 Halloween party in New York City.
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NOBODY does Halloween like Heidi Klum @heidiklum
