Bachelor nation, Big Brother, baseball, and me being unhinged all in one place. Host of Hot Garbage link in bio šļø
Joined February 2009
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Be so for real right now that is the cutest dog youāve ever seen.
Iām obsessed with my dog because I just donāt understand how this creature exists and is the cutest thing that had ever graced this earth. If youāve seen her you know exactly what I mean. My best friend calls her a PokĆ©mon because how is she real
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Real talk this is whatās so dope about her. Explaining shit to people whoāve been so online that they donāt know how things work. And you need to know how a thing works in order to change it for the better.
Yo itās literally only been a year and Iām done with this whole my mom being dead thing. And all I can think is I have the rest of my life to still live like this.
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And no matter how much logic I say to myself Iām still crying wanting my mom to yell the logic at me and I would give anything for my mother to be alive.
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Talarico needs to stay right where he is and hold the line in Texas. He needs to serve at least one full term first before attempting anything else. Ossoff will have served for 8 years by 2028. Heās a different story.
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Democrats need to start reminding folks of this ASAP. Go on the offense. Donāt wait for the bad stuff to hit and try to defend yourselves then. Otherwise, in 2028, voters will start doing stupid shit again.
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It's been 8 years, and this is still the funniest video on the internet. š
"SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG!" and "AM I WRRRRONNNG?" are two of the most quoted lines between me and my older kids. The head bob with the hair movement at "THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!" will never, ever not be hilarious.
And it's one of the best quick examples of the nature of male friendship to boot.
Letās also say pick your person wisely because my boyfriend has to help me pee like I canāt bend over at all so heās pulling my pants down and encouraging me because it stings from the catheter.
Letās talk about how bad it hurts to breathe after abdomen surgery. Okay we need to really warn each other about how you canāt take a deep breath. Iāll start. Taking a deep breath makes you believe you are going to break your stitches.
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Letās talk about how bad it hurts to breathe after abdomen surgery. Okay we need to really warn each other about how you canāt take a deep breath. Iāll start. Taking a deep breath makes you believe you are going to break your stitches.
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Because they thought food stamps was what black people were getting, so they were ok with it being cut. Meanwhile,they were getting SNAP, not realizing that they're both the same f*cking thing. They deserve it.
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No one will ever convince me that Game 6 of the 2011 World Series wasnāt the single greatest comeback in sports history
Iām the hospital again and the good news is my neighbor likes the phone but itās not on speaker and sheās at a low volume. Did I draw the lottery of good roommates
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A women would have kicked that bottle out of her hands the first time. And this is why we should talk about the Cornell 57 not just the 7. Silence is complacency
Speak up for yourself! This latest hospital visit I said I want MRI and they found the problem and I have surgery consultation Monday. Please learn from me of this one thing.
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