Laura Evans (@lauraevans) profile picture

Life is not a dress rehearsal.

Jacksonville, Florida
Joined August 2008
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Breaking: From JTA tonight - This afternoon, the FDOT informed the JTA that our scheduled color scheme for the Acosta Bridge is out of compliance with our existing permit. The JTA will comply accordingly.
Happy #Pride Jacksonville! Catch these colors on the Acosta Bridge all week. 📸 by Fred Ortyl
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Glenn Spring completed the IM 70.3 Texas in a time of 07:13:40, Run 02:48:35 (unofficial)! 🏊🚴🏃🏆 track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-TEXAS703… #IM703Texas – at Texas, USA
Carrie Wetzel completed the IM 70.3 Texas in a time of 07:00:51, Run 02:46:46 (unofficial)! 🏊🚴🏃🏆 track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-TEXAS703… #IM703Texas – at Texas, USA
Glenn Spring completed Bike. Time 03:02:29. track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-TEXAS703… #IM703Texas – at Texas, USA
Carrie Wetzel completed Bike. Time 03:06:14. track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-TEXAS703… #IM703Texas – at Texas, USA
Glenn Spring finished the Swim! Time 01:05:54 track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-TEXAS703… #IM703Texas – at Texas, USA
Carrie Wetzel finished the Swim! Time 00:55:47 track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-TEXAS703… #IM703Texas – at Texas, USA
Glenn Spring just started the IM 70.3 Texas! track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-TEXAS703… #IM703Texas – at Texas, USA
Carrie Wetzel just started the IM 70.3 Texas! track.rtrt.me/e/IRM-TEXAS703… #IM703Texas – at Texas, USA
Listening to @mcbridesworld fantastic #JamesBrown fanboy nightmare/dream come true story on @TheMoth
Saturday morning was not our first rodeo. Here’s a still shot from 1969, back when we were only licensed for 2 Seasons Total Landscaping.
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Filling out online form. List of occupations includes Arms/Ammunition Dealer, Senior Political Figure, Vending Machine Operator...
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The only thing that could make this a more obvious conspiracy is if he'd slit his wrists with occam's razor #EpsteinMurder
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Driving to #yoga music? #Nirvana 's "Breed" of course.
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.@TheTakeaway has devoted this week to exploring women's anger & asked what's your favorite song by a woman/women to rage to...? L7's Shitlist is my #1. open.spotify.com/track/7fxpq…
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Will be happy when "unpack" is packed away...
Really digging @Gramatik Orchestrated Incident! Thanks @tferriss for 5-Bullet Friday tip!!
Matt Lauer: "There are no words to express my sorrow..." at getting caught & having to read this hollow, damage-control PR statement. If I cared & was truly sorry, I'd have found heartfelt words before now.
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"Do you want a President who is so tone deaf to the racial implications of this?" asks Sports broadcaster Bob Costas snpy.tv/2xvf1jP
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