Laayla

if you've ever found yourself thinking "wow i wish someone would explain this incredibly niche topic at unnecessary length" then today is your lucky day cuz i've dropped a new substack post in the Rx rabbit hole. come jump in with me. don't be shy c'mon open.substack.com/pub/laayla…

the whole anthropic S1 discourse is a live demonstration of how financial statements can be publicly available and still remain largely unread lol... nothing more dangerous than a man who has discovered the cash flow statement and decided he has uncovered accounting

when it's time to eat the rich and it's shahrukh khan

claude. give me the audacity of my MD who tells a client the deal is 99% there when legal hasn't even circulated the 1st draft. but also the tremblin heart of my analyst who has been asked to explain the variance bw the base & downside case on a live lender call. make no mistake

im also just a girl, standing infront of the check-in staff, begging if he can upgrade my premium economy to business class for free

did a sub-30 5k run. walkin to the gym lookin tuff no one knows i got nusrat saab playin in the phone goin straight for the jugular so ik it's my janaza time very soon cuz existentialism been gettin a lil too real and i fear i'm approachin a rock bottom of biblical proportions

represent!!

god bless everyone who tolerates me accidentally interrupting them during a conversation cuz i absolutely do not do it on purpose it's almost like my body forces itself to speak so i can prove to you that i am involved in the interaction

sometimes i get so caught up in my own head that i make a prison out of my own life and everything becomes so complicated, so consuming and so unbearably about me. and then i'd read smth and rediscover the point of it all castig.org/letters-to-a-youn…

your network is your networth: - hedge fund guy who thinks havin a bbg terminal is a substitute for havin a personality - startup founder who calls every regulatory loophole an innovation - a 31 year old managing partner whose only prior investment was his father's money

i ran out of baking powder so i used creatine in my carrot cake. it doesn't make any sense. life doesn't make any sense but you're still living it. don't fkn question my carrot cake that's bw me and god. if it doesn't rise wallahi neither will i

it's lexapro and suicidal ideation typa day

jpm is really on a run this year lmao

really liked apollo's latest note and charts on rates volatility and credit. 10/10 recommend reading. also apparently hyperscalers have already issued ~$250bn of IG debt this year which is a mildly insane number imo apollo.com/content/dam/apoll…

makin him pay for the dinner so i know he isn't with me just for my money

ask anyone their net worth and i can guarantee they won't include the market value of their organs. existing inventory is an asset until you sell it, it's one of the most profitable angles of the slave trade

i need to start meditating heavily again cuz lately i've just been spewing negativity and i would like to be filled with unconditional love for people again

the formal shirts from the new uniqlo jw anderson collection is sooo good ki darr lag raha hai (mere bank account ko)

just finished watching Hamnet and cried so much that i think it took 20 yrs off my life expectancy

indian twitter will see a student tragedy and immediately starts doin DU JNU liberal arts econ vs IIT STEM tech discourse.... some of y'all have a deranged ability to turn every tragedy into a competition over who suffered more, as if suffering is some sort of fuckin merit badge