Replying to @katethegrape
I am so serious about the Occasional Banana Method youtu.be/FVkeNb5HVuw
Somebody PLEASE mash this up with "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" or give me free video editing lessons
Replying to @DanaAndJulia
I know you linked Gothamist, but @laughspincom reeeeally wants everyone to know this is THEIR EXCLUSIVE REPORTING and they are VERY PROUD OF IT!!
Please go congratulate @laughspincom on their exclusive coverage of how hard it is to be Louis CK, before they die of thirst
Hey @lyft check out how much money i've given you this month alone! After many many substantial problems caused by your TRUE GARBAGE GPS and many many useless responses from customer service (not their fucking fault!) I am switching to the rape company. Fix your shit.
Replying to @swordsjew @chick_in_kiev
I am one of those couples who look alike

















