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Joined October 2020
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Fake polls as usual....
I’ve been sounding the alarms that the polls are WRONG—and new evidence of that is now piling up! Polling organizations are being forced to admit they are dramatically under-sampling Republican support, but the media is delighted to use it all to depress GOP turnout. We can’t let that happen! Today, the Wedgewood scandal—where they’ve admitted it was “far too easy” to produce and spread completely fake polling data—adds an even darker element with enormous implications. **IGNORE THE POLLS, and GO VOTE! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 We have 13 days to SAVE AMERICA!**
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We been telling the people it's all been a fraud
JUST IN: U.S. polling firm Wedgewood Polls admits to completely fabricating election polling data ahead of the 2026 midterms.
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There are a few things in life you should know with 100% certainty: • Your name. • Your birthday. • Whether you married your brother.
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That's putting it mildly.
There is something deeply wrong with Talarico
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Day 3 of early voting kicked off in Victoria! 🇺🇸 These patriots are fired up to put Texas First. We WILL win this race, but I need your help. Vote early and bring 3 friends with you.
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🚨 LMFAO! President Trump just FLAMED Ilhan Omar for answering "NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE" when asked if she married her brother "Yeah, well 'not to my knowledge'... that's NOT a good answer. That's an answer a LOT of us assume." 🤣 She's TOTALLY cooked! 😂
🚨 BREAKING: Ilhan Omar, when asked if she married her brother, answers "NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE" That might just be the most unconvincing answer in HISTORY 🤣 She KNOWS that the feds taking her DNA is going to expose it ALL. Tick tock, Ilhan Nur Said Elmi a/k/a Ilhan Omar!
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Our Founding Fathers fought a revolution so we could enjoy the blessings of liberty. All we have to do is to show up & vote to preserve it. 🇺🇸
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My dad immediately closed the southern border when he took office, but if we let radicals like Sayed get to the Senate, it won't be long until millions of illegals are invading our country again.
Abdul says he supports mass amnesty and wants to abolish ICE.
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For any normal, functioning adult, this is an easy "No."
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) when asked by MS Now tonight if she married her brother: "Not to my knowledge."
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“I dont THINK I married my brother”🤯🤯🤯 She might as well have just admitted it🤣
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You’re going down, bitch. @IlhanMN
Rep. Ilhan Omar says she's living "paycheck to paycheck" despite previous financial disclosures listing up to $30 million in reported assets. In her first public interview since a reported raid on her Washington, D.C., home, the Minnesota Democrat calls her family's finances "working class," pointing to raising four children and driving a 2016 Toyota Camry. The interview comes after Homeland Security Investigations agents executed a search warrant at Omar's home on Oct. 12 as part of a reported investigation into her immigration paperwork. Omar denies wrongdoing and says the attention surrounding the investigation has left her family considering moving out of their home. Download the FOX News app for the latest updates. foxnews.onelink.me/xLDS/z2jy…
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Wow! This is a Powerful Song 🙌🏻
This song is🔥 Louisiana HVAC worker Jason Bellard’s faith-rooted song “May God Bless America” (w/ Steve Gruber & The Freedom Project) hits #3 on iTunes. 💪 A blue-collar anthem of patriotism and conviction ahead of the midterms. GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸
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Replying to @lechuga_don
Correct. Same with Daniel Pearl.
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Talarico hates Texas
Democrat Nominee for U.S. Senate in Texas James Talarico calls for “a pathway for citizenship” for illegal aliens. 10 million illegal aliens came into the country in just 4 years under Biden alone.
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I called Minneapolis the great capitulation! 🇺🇸 It’s hard to watch vital resources slipping away, affecting every community. 😔 The gatekeepers surrendered to professional agitators. Self deportations plummeted.
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Beautiful and dramatic ❤️ 🔥
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The people who are telling us to tone down the rhetoric are the same people creating the violence 🤦
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I'm proud to have earned an A rating from the New Mexico Business Coalition! 🇺🇸 I'll continue fighting for lower taxes, less government red tape, small businesses, and policies that help hardworking New Mexicans thrive. A stronger economy means a stronger New Mexico!
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Socialism seems great until the socialists run out of other people's money.
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Asked my Grok bot to read all the liberal troll replies on my posts today and summarize them in 2 words. It took an hour. The bots answer: “Dumb fcks.” Accuracy: 100%
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