"you should get a whip that has tassels." #overheardcoffeeshopconversations
"so do you want to have a three way with me and this german guy?" #overheardcoffeeshopconversations
"i guess fluffy handcuffs would be better." #overheardcoffeeshopconversations
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that moment when you're playing your ukulele and realize that "somewhere over the rainbow" is really just talking about death. 😶
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the older I get, the more like red forman, I become. #THAT70sSHOW
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I've got an idea for an adult version of Elf On The Shelf...it's basically a security camera wearing a Santa hat.




