Little Monstas

L had a rant about not getting a real mermaid tail last Xmas. So she's being specific this time round. ... tmi.me/1fjYgb

J screams like a girl and louder than his sis.. I need to record it and play it back

L just asked me what a hashtag is.... Listening to Bruno Mars

J is off on a school trip and L really misses him. Really sad to see but i know that punk J hasn't thought of his sis once. #Brat

L finally eats get plum with the skin on. # progress

L, your mum just gave me an angry look. I think she wants me to focus on the drying paint. Things I do for my little princess

L's mum is looking exceptionally hot today... Hmmmm

At L's parent evening for her new school. BO-RING!

J. Always leaves his mash to last. Odd

Trying to teach J how to strip a chicken properly. Smh

J argued with me for 15m about how practising with harder sums doesn't help wth the easier ones at school. I just couldn't get through 2 him

Having some efo, L walks into the dining room covering her nose and says, 'i can smell poo daddy, did you ... tmi.me/1fgFLh

J's dinner: red rice and spicy meat L's: cheese sandwich and grapes

J continues to find any reason to use the word literally

When L wants to sound smart, she says something completely random finishes off with "though"

This punk was asked to write what he would take into space. One of the things he wrote was an armpit shaver. Wtf did he get that from?

Trying to explain cloud computing to J and failing miserably

Pop-corning with the critters. #yum

L's breakfast - bowl of coco pops with no milk and a glass of orange juice. #sml

J to his tablet after being denied it for so long, "welcome back tablet, i have missed you. Now let's have fun"