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ALT P1- ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS SEES ANOTHER BOYS HAIRCUT BOY: OH, BOY--- THAT'S THE KIND OF HAIRCUT I WANT THE HAIRCUT IS AS FOLLOWS ITS A BUZZ CUT HORIZONTALLY AROUND THE BACK OF THE HEAD LEAVING THE TOP HALF OF HIS HAIR UNCUT P2- THE BOY WANTING HIS HAIRCUT GOES TO SEE NANCY, HE CALLS OUT TO HER AT HER WINDOW BOY: NANCY--- WILL you CUT MY HAIR ? NANCY:SURE P3- BOY: TRIM HALF OF MY HEAD BUT DON'T TOUCH THE OTHER HALF NANCY: OKAY P4- THE BOY LEFT NANCY’S WITH HALF HIS HAIR CUT, BUT NANCY DIDNT CUT IT HORIZONTALLY BUT CUT IT VERTICALLY, LEAVING THE LEFT SIDE UNCUT WHILE HAVING THE RIGHT SIDE CUT


































