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'Making it up as you go' in human form

Washington, DC
Joined November 2011
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You'd think teams would get better with all these analytics, but the league winning percentage is still right around .500
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Hey remember when Drew Hare outplayed Josh Allen or WERE YOU ALL ASLEEP. Or, if a current player or high school player, WAS IT PAST YOUR BEDTIME
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Swear to God, it's like we're speedrunning every cautionary tale sci-fi premise there has ever been.
Protoclone is the most anatomically accurate android in the world
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Aaron Donald owes it to science to unretire and line up next to Myles Garrett just to see what would happen.
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Here's the thing. We have more empirical data points than we know what to do with. There's a lot of power in the subjectivity that people seem to be so deathly afraid of. Just because it's less black and white than measuring a yard doesn't mean it's not more useful.
“Big time throws” ? Can we get some sort of empirical data point thats more clear than the verbiage of “big time throws”?
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Mankind being Skynetted into oblivion because mankind wrote about being Skynetted into oblivion would be an objectively funny way to get eradicated as a species.
Replying to @AnthropicAI
We started by investigating why Claude chose to blackmail. We believe the original source of the behavior was internet text that portrays AI as evil and interested in self-preservation. Our post-training at the time wasn’t making it worse—but it also wasn’t making it better.
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10 years ago if I needed to find an individual who provided a specific or niche service, I could just Google it and find someone's dopey little personal website and I'd give them a call. Now for every niche service there's 5 different aggregate websites with accompanying app I have to sign up for and log-in to and verify my e-mail with and receive a text code and fill out a 10 minute form about what I'm looking for specifically and I have to use their cursed little in-app chat to contact anyone and the demonic website/app ends up taking 25% commission every time I book someone and all the top matches are not individuals anyway but organizations where THEY have their own fucking system for soullessly matching me with one of their employees and they'll endlessly text me trying to convince me that they're the perfect fit for me if I'm looking for a DIFFERENT service I didn't ask for in the fucking 10 minute form THEY asked me to fill out! And all I get out of this whole tired ordeal is more spam in my inbox. Even if I find names of people I want to contact on these sinful websites and then I Google them to reach out personally I end up finding nothing but their 17 OTHER listings on competing aggregate apps and/or their linkedin which I have to fucking personally deliver a vial of my DNA to some OTHER data company in order to verify my identity to and I'm just... so over all this. I used to keep track of all of my log-ins and services I gave my personal data to and I simply cannot anymore. It's a deluge, a blight! I feel so stripped bare of my humanity and anytime I forget where I put my wallet when I'm leaving the house I think about how many hard drives in the world contain the supposedly private information I have so innocently and absentmindedly misplaced. My body, my mind, and my spirit were not built for this! The days where technology was a tool with which to create for and connect to other humans are slipping away from me! For every phone call that is answered by a machine and every simple tool or device or appliance that I have to "register" to my phone app I lose precious, beautiful seconds of my one and only fleeting life! For every pin number, code, and login I must retain in my mind, a wisp of my soul is displaced to make room! Humanity is so wonderful, so rich and so pure, it is no wonder that these things which lack it so desperately and aggressively try to steal it!
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Also, the teams replacing those sides are just as good. Allen's assignment isn't any easier this time around.
Here’s one: The run defense is 31st league-wide and it’s a team sport
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There’s actually a reason for this, but you’re not going to like hearing it.
WHY DO WE LET NON-FOOTBALL PLAYERS DECIDE GAMES BY TRYING TO KICK THE BALL BETWEEN TWO POLES???
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it's messed up that there a million songs about love but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders
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I very much agree. Recency bias is enormous in these awards.
Replying to @BenjaminSolak
This is just proof that the MVP award is meaningless. It's not measuring value over a season, it's measuring the December performance of a couple select QBs
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Not one of the 18 seasons was a losing record. That's why. You can argue perfectly reasonably that the lack of relative playoff success means he doesn't belong there, but the case is pretty obvious and easy to make.
I’ll never understand why the vast majority of fans and media call Mike Tomlin “a future Hall of Famer”. He has coached for 18 seasons. Only 4 have come complete with a playoff win. Make it make sense
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Ben Johnson and Kyle Shanahan calling plays against each other
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Big signing for my Dynasty Championship
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2016: Trump won't win. 2017: President Trump can't do that, can he? 2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins.
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Replying to @tuckerdfranklin
You're just mad that they have a quarterback who is both talented and wants to facilitate the rise of the proletariat
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Jalen Carter in the locker room after getting ejected for spitting on Dak:
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𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒. Boise State. Northern Illinois. Championship. Oh, and some "redemption" opportunities for the fans who engaged most. Voting begins now! Polls are live for 48 hours👇
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Oklahoma State and Northern Illinois are the ONLY FBS teams to have undefeated records against Notre Dame and Alabama.
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Today's a Thursday but it's kinda like a Friday.
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