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char | 31 | any pronouns | librarian but not in a hot way

Joined July 2011
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this depression meal is a mary oliver poem the way it does not have to be good
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You guys don’t know how painful it is when someone looks you in the eyes irl and recommends you a book that is just utter slop on a mountain of slop and you gotta just smile and nod
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The main way you can tell if someone is Canadian is if they tell you they’re “done” something instead of “done with” something. The other way you can tell is if they say something like “I’m Canadian”
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Please don’t buy our books on Amazon. If you can’t afford to buy them from a real bookstore or from us directly, pirate them from Anna’s Archive like God intended.
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the type of outfits i'm wearing will have you questioning whether self-expression is a good thing
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everything reminds me of her........
the love of your life is a canadian brunette with big brown eyes btw
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insomnia bad my beautiful wonderful girlfriend asleep what the fuck are we doing
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check on the grad students in your life some of us are rereading shitty first drafts by anne lamott
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you only get 1 canadian to fw your entire life. choose wisely
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Beautiful woman named Health Canada keeps warning me that everything I love is high in sodium
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the summer i turned québécoise
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i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill
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turning 30 brought me closer than ever to middle class white womanhood because every 3-6 weeks without fail i try a new yogurt i'm convinced will change my life
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I think about this tweet every day, masterpiece of the form
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Unemployment will have u eating pussy like it’s ur job and it’s paying 6 figures
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"Cinephile" and you haven't watched "My Weekend as a 28-Year-Old in Chicago"
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if you want to understand what's going on with the ntb girlies rn just imagine if they invented rebecca for pseudosensitive white boys with brown hair then debuted it on the a24 red carpet for everyone to livetweet
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finding the movie you want to watch on Crave only to learn that it's just the francophone dub
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Matt Johnson You Will Not Get Your Slur Pass Back Until Our Demands Are Met
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last night was something i'd only seen in fiction (arrived to dinner with my best friend and she immediately asked if i'd been working out)
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