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@lexicuted
Joined December 2017
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lex@lexicutedMar 29
hitting the positive meniscus at nicks rn
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ٰ@ojonu9waxoNov 6
I hope 2027 feels less suicidal
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Me and oomf liking each others tweets
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maybe i just need to go to the movie theater
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vivo numa guerra fria com minha mae na qual ela finge q nao sabe que eu fumo e eu finjo que eu nao fumo
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5 million moscow mules please
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i can’t fucking stand this anymore i need something anything that will knock me the fuck out at night
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Ghost@lxmve20h
back in my day if you were 13 on Twitter you kept that to yourself
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cats can play minecraft???
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november-march
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jocy@jocelynseipNov 5
under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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CYBERTRUCK DISCONTINUED
Soldiers reading about HITLER DEAD

ALT Soldiers reading about HITLER DEAD

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@Motor1comNov 6
BREAKING: The Tesla Cybertruck is dead. Elon Musk said production will wind down mid 2027 to make room for Cybercab production.
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almost killed my minecraft dogs by burying them in sand (accident) and their last thought was to procreate #real
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little spoon so i can still tweet
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bruh make speed bumps yellow again my chevy cruze can’t take anymore airtime
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being friends with me is great if you ever need a cop out for anything because you can just say i had a seizure and need help #tough
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.@andreforgotttNov 4
Woke is so back that if you don’t make Charlie Kirk jokes at work you’re getting fired
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.@charliekirk11 live reaction
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@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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jolt@meltborneNov 4
AND SWITCH THIS FUCKASS SITE BACK TO TWITTER AFTER TONIGHT @/elonmusk
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they're giving barron trump double Ds
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