been saying let go and let god a lot for somebody who hasn’t ever let go and doesn’t believe in god

i really thought we had already had the conversation abt carpooling lol

outside of my own parents, i’ve never been more sure a couple needs to get divorced more than dad shepard and kristin bell

this is reassuring to me, somebody who is just a dumb guy dating a phd student who works what feels like four dozen jobs

need to get wine drunk with her. now i have an answer to the stupid question “who, alive or dead, would you want to have dinner with?”

bear down arizona :) i love this team! i love the fifitas!

as an LA sports hater and a dyke, i’m kinda thriving lately teehee

what is going on with clocks in college football this year?

my favorite moment of you can see everything was the dinner scene when #he was mentioned and billy tried to belittle [redacted] but she tripled down and called #him a pussy. the entire theater erupted into claps and cheers in a way that’s been missing from cinema for a long time

everybody and their fucking priest flying out of eugene today when this airport has been a ghost town every other god damn time i’ve flown this year

the highest high i’ve felt in a long time happened tonight when i got out of my screening of you can see everything and saw the espn push notif that the dodgers had been swept. i felt god in that cinemark tonight

it gets to a point, man

i’ve been watching so much righteous gemstones i can’t stop saying “praise be to he”

olivia moultrie isn’t just mormon, she’s “waiting for my missionary bf” mormon…. oh okay

the private jet season in S1E4 of hacks is not funny anymore. i’m haha-ing at the picasso joke like always and then hear the sound of the grim reaper when deborah mentions the progesterone packets