Tour guide in Copenhagen. Disillusioned ex-English teacher. Lived in China for 14 yrs. Collector of obscure books on crime.
Joined January 2024
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11. Judge away. I’m 45 years old and quite fond of my unexciting existence.
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“I haven’t got a six pack, a car or even a driver’s license, I’m not 6’5 or work in finance, but I have a cute dog and I’m pretty good in the kitchen. You like chocolate cake?” Me awkwardly flirting.
As a Dane, having just read about the recent hearing in the US Senate, it is my opinion that the US government can eat a bag of rancid, rotten dicks.
A fifteen kilometer (9.2 miles) walk ended with some severe judging and then being so zonked out she doesn’t have the energy to jump off the bed and sleep on the couch as she usually prefers to do. That’s right. My fifteen year old dog walked that walk. #dogs
As a Dane, I would like America to know two things: J.D. Vance is an idiot who can eat a bag of leprous dicks, and all Americans I’ve met so far in Denmark have been sweet, nice, and thoroughly lovely people. You’re fine, please keep coming. We like you.
Look at that! Some good news. I mean not as good as a headline involving billionaires and fiery crash in the ocean, but still good. yahoo.com/finance/news/tech-…
I have neither the talent for lyrics or music, so all I can hope for is that someone makes a catchy musical called “Hapsburgs: The Musical”, and makes it as historically accurate and devoid of fawning whitewashing as “Hamilton” wasn’t.
Me: I’m going on holiday from the 14th of January until the 1st of February.
People: Cool. Any exciting plans?
Me…yep…yeppers..I have plans…
Lily Allen literally lives in Denmark. I’m no political mastermind but I do believe the Danish PM has missed a giant opportunity. She should have called a press conference, stated that Denmark has an official response to the Greenland issue, and let Lily Allen belt out “F*ck You”
Ok, no, scientists! I will continue my family tradition of drinking coffee right before bed and sleeping blissfully. Have you read any news recently? Except for loony billionaires, who on earth thinks living longer is a good option?
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It’s a good thing I gave up on NYE parties in 2000, otherwise entering the new year in my bed with a case of Covid would be more of a bummer than it is.
I’m sure we Danes can find a compromise. Oh, I know. First Trump has to locate Denmark and Greenland on an unmarked map. Second, he has to spell both names. Third, he has to explain in coherent English why we should sell Greenland. On camera with no help. That should keep us safe
Aha!!! I found the @NIGHTLIBRARY now to figure out how to get across the water…err….growling?? Why are the shadows growling? That…that tree just looked at me with red, glowing eyes…why am I hearing the voice of Vincent Price saying “all that lives must perish”? Help…
The admin at the public library were so unfair. They asked for volunteers to entertain the children with Christmas stories. I read Christmas stories. How are the nightmares my fault? @NIGHTLIBRARY I’m sure you’ll agree they are being unfathomably prudish.
I’m binge-watching “Rivals” and I know Alex Hassel is supposedly the bad bad guy, David Tennant being the not totally bad bad guy, but the former loves dogs and takes bubble baths with a Labrador, so I question his badness. This show is morally confusing. #Rivals
Oh dear…I am not sure the world is ready for how joyous a howl Jordan at Knowledge Fight is going to let out next episode. Also Mark Bankston should be getting free coffee for life for being awesome.
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Heyyy…pssst…@RidiculousCrime you know what’s ridiculous? Aside from the fact that due to cheese fraud there’s been a Consortium in Italy since 1909 that verifies the authenticity of parmigiana cheese? Dressing up as a bear for insurance fraud. yahoo.com/news/4-arrested-ca…