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l0mas (original flavor)

@lightning__dolt

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Joined August 2017
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The “you missed the point by idolizing them” starter pack
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i love going to the chinese restaurant and crushing an entire plate of fried rice
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look at all these fucking slugs youtu.be/wYrNjPGgAAA
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really wish i could share my kid’s face on here because we just absolutely killed it with little guy as Dalí, pregnant mom as a Dalí egg, and me as a Persistence of Memory melting clock
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LBark@franzsherbertOct 30
Michael Douglas on Conan referred to his father using "capital punishment" on him as a kid (presumably meaning "corporal punishment") and this was all I could think of
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they are welding a full steel barricade in front of the bank a block from our apartment in anticipation of more tiktok riots lol
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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 30
my friend works at a Spirit Halloween and he told me they are getting flooded with parents at their wits end with kids demanding Digger costumes. they are loaded up with untouched Spider-Man and K-Pop Demon Hunter costumes; every kid is screaming they want to be Digger Rockwell.
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im sorry but i can’t take seriously a black bloc violent vanguard if you can see through their black hoodies that they all have this haircut
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Democracy Now! (@democracynow) profile picture
Democracy Now!
@democracynowOct 30
“The oldest trade route in the world that the Romans called the Via Maris [ran] from Alexandria through Gaza to the rest of Palestine and then the Levant,” says @weizman_eyal, director of @ForensicArchi, who explains the history of Gaza’s tunnels.
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Imagine being this bad at your job
CENTRIFUGE (@ClippingMods) profile pictureCENTRIFUGE@ClippingModsOct 29
Chris Cuomo gives a deeply uncomfortable interview in a Detroit barbershop.
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i think i saw a dead guy lying on the sidewalk this morning
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i reached out to a design magazine with a cold email and an editor emailed me back 😊
l0mas (original flavor) (@lightning__dolt) profile picturel0mas (original flavor)@lightning__doltOct 9
reached out to 2 PR companies a couple days ago to try and promote my recent projects but they haven’t responded yet. i should probably end it all right
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Toddlers will be like uhh my interests include Birthdays
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im sorry to put this on everyone’s timelines but why do all of these people look like they’re suffering from different effects of scurvy? can someone please get them a clementine or a damn tangelo?
Lolcow Uncensored (@LCUncens0red) profile pictureLolcow Uncensored
@LCUncens0redOct 24
Watch the eye motions directed at Ethan Klein and Hila 👀
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Just a note if you came here to be antisemitic you can fuck right off
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Florida woman
@stephanicciOct 26
Replying to @lightning__dolt
People will use this as an excuse to be anti Semitic but I know lots of beautiful sexy jews these are just bad people who's inner ugliness started leaking out
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not very “clasico” if you ask me
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Depressed I had to cut my long run short today because my HR was spiking just trying to hit marathon pace for a few km. Obviously not recovered from my cold yet. Thinking maybe I shouldn’t have pegged my entire sense of self worth on the results of a stupid recreational hobby!
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Is it weird that our friends invited us and like 5 other couples out to dinner for the husband’s 40th and didn’t treat ? They did cover the wine/drinks at least.
21%Yea its a cheap move
33%Not cheap bt not generous
45%Its totally normal
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Additional wrinkle is that the same couple had the wife’s 40th at the same restaurant last year with mostly the same people and did treat everyone. I feel like you kind of have to follow through if you already set the precedent lol
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