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Not me getting over 200 likes on a Housewives hate tweet. Don’t condone my behavior omg

Damn I’m so domesticated I didn’t even know it was PS Pride this weekend. I used to loveeee going to this weekend every year!

Now Mary how are you gonna call Angie’s words unforgivable when she was repeating your words back to you EXACTLY? I’m team Angie here! #RHOSLC

Okay this how I know I’m rotted on the inside because every single one of these scenarios pissed me the fuck off. Like NO! You can’t do any of that????

God as someone who works in politics I fucking HAAAATE election season. Like damn can’t escape at work, can’t escape on social media, even my damn mother in law wants to talk about it! RELEASE ME FROM THIS POLITICAL PRISON

Whyyyy am I so dense about using my PTO? It’s day FOUR of food poisoning and this is my first day I’m calling off sick. I’m dumb. It’s probably why it’s lasted so long bc I keep tryna push thru it like I’m not wreckeddddd

Food poisoning day THREE?!? I’m going to urgent care tomorrow I can’t live like this. It’s thankfully pretty okay during the day but at night?!? Pain!!! Just hours and hours of pains and cramps and bloating

I will not line up early to get a gold foil printed copy of Ocarina of Time. I will not line up early to get a gold foil printed copy of Ocarina of Time. I will not line up early to get a gold foil printed copy of Ocarina of Time.

Day 2 of food poisoning!!! I am SKINNY! Transparent! See thru!!! The way I have been evacuating my body all day and night for TWO days?!? Whew honey I am SNATCHED! (sendhelp)

My boss is back!!! Yayyyyy!!! Finally! He has been gone for a MONTH! I need him! He’s such a kind, smart, organized man. I felt like a boat without a captain!! And the captain has returned!! Hallelujah!!

Archie has started marking on his walk but he’s not any good at it!! He will pee his entire bladders worth at the first stop and then just give drops at stop 2-10! Like let’s learn resource management diva!

I’m so annoyed with the direction Yellowstone is going!!! Now why would you send a minor side character off to another state and then follow his journey?!? I don’t give a FUCK about Jimmy is Texas!!! Get us back to the ranch!!!

I watched Get Out for the first time and I actually really liked it!!! A little late but come on quality

I miss the City Girls

I haaaate replying to a story from yesterday. Like oh that’s a cute relatable thing you posted there 19 hours ago!!! Hope you’re still thinking about it!!!