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Unlicensed Life coach ✨🧡A beautiful clown🦋it is hard being sexy 😔

Joined February 2021
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Didn’t wanna wait for the bus and then watched 2 go by while my uber was on the way
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Sales associate in Tokyo asked where I’m visiting from and when I said New York, he said “ah, hamburger!”
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ns, but look at the album covers
Why isn’t khia as big as Trina????? They have almost around the same amount of hits….ns
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Need to know which part bothered you more need to see something
I stopped talking to someone once because they stomped at some geese and the geese didn’t flinch.
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Chemistry teacher asked me what Hg is and I confidently said homegirl
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SZA makes music for Black women with Afro's and septum piercing's who sleep with white dudes but shout Black women are more loyal to our race than Black men.
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Posting myself in the “are we dating the same guy: Pittsburgh” group to create an illusion of demand
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the stripper is a person and she does love, probably not you, but she does!
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So the big salacious tea on Stacey is that she… was a Jehovah’s Witness? 😂 #RHOP
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Ciara was about to tell us how Russell blows a bag setting up her delivery suite and then remembered that yall be keeping track of which rich folk to eat and stopped talking lmao
Ciara and Russell Wilson open up about expecting baby number five, with Ciara revealing that Russell makes her labor and delivery feel like a vacation. 🫶🏽❤️ "When we first met, we always talked about how many kids we want to have on our bucket list. And she's always wanted to have five." "I'm an only child, so I want a big family and I love being a mom. It's my favorite job in the world... and he makes the process fun for me, especially my delivery. It's like a vacation... He gets into it. He has like the twinkle lights in my room. You gotta be there for a couple days... but he's into it with me and he's very calm and steady”
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She has such strong lesbian energy. If she were born in a different generation, she would've explored that. Because Juan ain't doing shit for her.
Robyn Dixon through the years... #RHOP 🌸
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It's weird that when you put a tie on a dog, he looks like he's a silly little fellow and when you put a tie on a cat, he looks like he actually does have a job and is probably dissatisfied with it
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He left there with two turkeys that day.
Not the barbz saying on tik tok that Nicki maga Minaj rekindled with her husband Mr Kenneth on a free turkey drive🤣🤣 The beginning of the end for her😭😭
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i ghost fine niggas too lol your yellow brick road ass aint special
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Replying to @treyprint
They just be having anybody on set this why I needa get in touch with Natalie
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You gotta finish cooking the wings from Dominos at the house 🤣🤣🤣
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men be old asf talking about settling down and having kids with you like its a compliment i do not want that old ass defective sperm in me
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It be hard to care about war movies when you black for real
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People at my job so gullible and messy lol I told someone I need to leave cause I need to pick up my son from daycare 6 people came up to me and said I didn’t know you had a son
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😭😭😭😭too many side eyes pressure funnyyy
Bro you literally always have to watch out for pressure I love her
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