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Lagos| Dubai| DC
Joined January 2011
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RIP dad, I miss you and I will forever love you!
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Thats is how you people advised Rekaado banks and Lil kesh, Where are they today now?
This EP is releasing under MAVIN/Jonzing I’m so surprised that Rema is still under MAVIN honestly He’s definitely big enough to be signed to any label in the entire world
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How much is his salary that he has watches worth N1billion.
This is a bit lazy. He cant have watches?
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SZA has over 40 billion streams and 7 grammy awards, You obviously know nothing about Music.
SZA having a bigger font than Ayra Starr is an insult. She’s an African Giant and should be treated as such.
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Not even vice role in almost 30yrs Senate president role is gone Speaker role they get jumped still But the mumu leaders think there is a center that benefits them.
1st southern turn - SW took 2nd southern Turn - SS took 3rd southern turn - SW took again Meanwhile SE politicians think this is mormal
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Ayo Akinola, co-founder of PiggyVest, on why he was expelled in Covenant University. He says it was just wrong timing and he got into trouble for possession of contraband. He got suspended twice and expelled once. But he got called back and had an extra year.
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Learning too fast why our parents did things the way they did. Chai ☹️
Last week my husband insisted that we buy our daughter her exact shoe size because he didn’t like wearing over sized clothing as a child ,yesterday she said her legs hurt while wearing the shoes..how do I laugh at him in the way that pleases the lord?😂😂 that was £60 by the way🤣
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No Asake? Don Jazzy Should be the richest Nigerian Artiste.
🚨 ALL NIGERIAN PROJECTS TO SURPASS 1 BILLION STREAMS ON YOUTUBE MUSIC 📈🇳🇬 ANY SURPRISES? 👀
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NLNG pays N4million a Month.
Oil & gas grad trainee pay in Nigeria 1. Shell ₦1.2M–3M+ 2. Chevron ₦980k–2.1M+ 3. TotalEnergies ₦850–920k 4. NLNG ₦1.8M–2.2M 5. Seplat ₦2.1M–3.2M 6. NNPC ₦980k–1.4M Which are you applying to?
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God bless you ma!!! My dad is a prof and my mom is a doctor. They both were lecturing while we grew up and they raised 3 children on lecturers salaries comfortably plus holidays outside Nigeria. My childhood passport had more stamps than my adult passport has🥲🥲 We went to private primary and secondary schools. They still sponsored my elder one’s masters in private universities (Babcock). Me na stubborn head to focus on practice before continuing education do wey I never take up their offer till now for masters in Nile or Baze (now on lecturer pensions and gratuity cos they lectured in federal unis). My childhood was so soft, and they did all of this with one job each 2026 I can say my salary plus my personal practice income outweighs my parents income that year, yet I can’t afford half the things my parents could. You only understand how messed up the country is if you lived in a better Nigeria. That year my dad would buy us bags full of chocolate when coming back from work. Now if I buy 3 Cadbury and one or two maltesers, I dey see 15k, 17k, whyyyyy???!!!
Our parents didn't have jobs and several side hustles at the same time. I remember clearly.... My dad was a business man and my mother was nurse. No other hustle. And that was enough to comfortably raise 3 children,all the way to university....with my sister, last child,even doing Uni in Hungary. Now, even single people,that have jobs, also have side hustles and yet, it's not enough to live comfortably!! Which way, NIGERIA????
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Hope Uzodimma should know whatever cup he used to sell his brother, the same cup will be used for him.....This is no longer democracy
JUST IN… Few days after the NDC Meeting in owerri, Imo state government through the office of Monitoring and compliance, marks Foret Event center, port harcourt road beside priceless stores for demolition under 48 hours. (The venue used for the NDC meeting). Me: Hmmmmm!
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Look at what Igbo governors are doing to their own. What a disappointment
JUST IN… Few days after the NDC Meeting in owerri, Imo state government through the office of Monitoring and compliance, marks Foret Event center, port harcourt road beside priceless stores for demolition under 48 hours. (The venue used for the NDC meeting). Me: Hmmmmm!
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Last frame tells you everything you need to know, As a kid his Mom will use the same Lipstick she uses on him and they will go out together like that, This is why i always say every child should be raised by two parent household.
Dieko Afolayan shares photos of his mother to wish her happy birthday He looks so much like her. Now i understand better
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Black Man and poverty Mindset, If M & S want to raise prices to fit the real Demographics do you think you will make the list. Go to waitrose and leave M&S to make money, It is a business not a charity organisation.
M&S need to significantly raise their prices. Their brand is slowly going down the drain with the new demographics that have discovered it
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You support Igbo culture that says wife and husband should have different rooms but you don’t support the culture in igboland where women cant own ancestral Lands. For your notice the man lives in a separate house because of polygamy and having lots of wife. Not rooms.
I’ve never understood having a matrimonial bedroom. It is against all Igbo culture and tradition for husband and wife to live in the same house let alone have the same bedroom. Even if you must live in the same house, why on earth would husband and wife share a bedroom???
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She hit my bumper on Third Mainland Bridge on August 7, 2023. I came down from the car, and she started insulting me. I sha parked my car, let her finish shouting, and eventually, she handed me her phone. I spoke with her dad, who collected my number and gave me their mechanic's
How did you meet your partner? Let's discuss.
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LIVING WITH PARENTS. A poor person living with their parents is mostly seen as dependent, struggling or someone who hasn't made it in life. But when a rich person does the same, people describe them as family-oriented and praise them for staying close to their family.
What's something poor people get judged for that rich people get praised for?
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No Yoruba man is yet to condemn Seyi Makinde but look at an Igbo man, I wish Peter Obi was more ruthless, How many Northerners have talked about Kwankwanso like this, This is what Humility brings.
I Support Tinubu and the APC. If Igbos Want to Support any Igbos Running, It is Not My Business - Kalu Party loyalty is number one. I am not ethnically loyal; I am a Nigerian, and we must behave like Nigerians. My business is to support my party. Senator Orji Uzor Kalu, Abia North Senatorial District
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Ned Nwoko at 60+ did not become a step daddy, Eleganza at 50+ did not become a step daddy, Buhari at 40+ did not become a step daddy Tuface at 50+ did not become a step daddy, A man is always in his prime till death.
if you’re a single man between 30 and 40, it’s time to accept you’re going to be a step daddy.
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You people forget they are still Nigerian girls at heart How many in Nigeria here are okay with sharing bills with their man? No be why dem Dey call me “pick me” because I believe in 50/50? Na still same Ikotun babe you know. Forget say she dey Sheffield. Once an Funke, always a Funke.
One of the worst things you can do to yourself as a man abroad is to marry a Nigerian girl abroad. It’s a case of dog chop dog. I avoid them like a plague here. They are good for NOTHING. "I'll support him when he is financially down." 🤡🤡 It is your father that will be down.
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You are now officially High Networth Individual.
What does it mean when your account manager is begging you to not let the bank upgrade your account to Private Banking Tier because then they assign another account manager to you from the Private banking desk and they stop being your direct account manager?
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