Lisa Marks

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Watching the global grandfather-ication of Snoop at the #OlympicGames is rather joyful.

Well played, Andy. Well played.

I thought the medallists were being handed a dessert wine but it’s actually a commemorative poster. And that, my friends, is why I’m not an Olympian. #Olympics

Watching the Skidaddles from Marseille. Probably not called that but it should be. #OlympicGames

Welp, I’m off to bed. Sweet dreams everyone. #OpeningCeremony

Oh yes Celine 🧡 #OpeningCeremony

It’s so frustrating that we don’t know who all these people are.

Does it usually rain this hard in Paris in July?

Does Nadal hand off to Daft Punk? #OpeningCeremony

The Frenchness is Frenching, and it’s Frenching hard. #openingceremony

Oh yes, the euro pop section is FANTASTIC #OpeningCeremony

Duolingo on point tonight for the #OpeningCeremony

Gawd, this platform is such a mess now. I don’t understand why I see so much unrelated guff. #unrelatedguff

Erm. Did I just listen to Jeremy Vine get US election predictions from a lady with a handful of psychic asparagus? 😶 @BBCRadio2

Doing one of my favourite things, which is judging my new neighbours by their furnishings, fixtures and fittings.