@lisaschurga

main company member @groundlings ----very well prepared for the zombie apocalypse.

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined August 2010
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Goodnight y’all. I gotta get up early to go down to the creek to look for my ballot.🙄
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Josh Gad
@joshgad23 Jun 2020
Imagine someone u love is fast asleep in bed after a long day of working to help others. Imagine that while she is asleep armed strangers break down her door & shoot her in her bed 8 times. If this was ur daughter or sister, u would want justice. #BreonnaTalyor deserves the same.
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Police fire tear gas into a peaceful protest of George Floyd’s murder but stood like the goddamn Queen’s Guard when white assholes w guns storm the state capitol protesting HAVING 2 WEAR A MASK IN A PANDEMIC. We live in 2 America’s & if this doesn’t make it clear ur a dummy
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i’m doing this!!!
Woodpusher Chess Fundraiser For Meals On Wheels@ChessFundraiser6 Apr 2020
THIS SATURDAY 8pm! THE WOODPUSHER CHESS TOURNEMENT hosted by @PackTheater Fundraiser for Meas On Wheels!!! Twitch.tv/packtheater m.facebook.com/events/288136…… #chess4mealsonwheels #fundraiser #help #mealsonwheels #twitch #chess #Tournament #comedy #livecomedy #improv
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some people see happy penguins checking out an aquarium. i see terrified penguins wondering why they are in this enclosed hell.
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BREAKING: France's president suspends payment of taxes, rent, water, gas, and electricity bills for companies during coronavirus outbreak.
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You guys, the otter is telling the human how to pet it and I am now deceased. xitter.cf/AnnaGHughes/status/106… – at Los Angeles, CA
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I don’t care what people tell you, but LA definitely has 4 seasons: Pilot, Earthquake, Fire and Award.
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i love this!
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yes. @Marvel please do this.
Navaris Darson@NavarisDarson27 Mar 2019
Dear @Marvel, I heard you were looking for a gay superhero in The Eternals. Please consider...
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this this this. #toiletworld
rob delaney
@robdelaney25 Mar 2019
I hate people who are like “So & so got me sick.” What are you, fuckin Columbo the epidemiologist? The world’s a toilet. You got yourself sick. Fuck off & stop blaming others for your filth.
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Hey, remember in sixteen candles where Jake is all like “hey you can go ahead and rape my girlfriend because she’s real out of it right now.” And then Farmer Ted is like “OK.” And then she wakes up and she’s like “that’s OK dude I think I kinda liked it.” great flick.
if i hear shallow one more time i’m going to gouge my ears off.
'My children come home from school hungry, they open the refrigerator, and there isn't anything.' — This is what Trump's shutdown is doing to families across the U.S.

Americans Share Heartbreaking Consequences of Gov't Shutdown

'My children come home from school hungry, they open the refrigerator, and there isn't anything.' — This is what Trump's shutdown is doing to families across the U.S.

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These very insecure wanks, hungry for validation from their equally insecure wankees, are destined to live with this peacockery display of flaccid manhood for years to come. The work they have to do to earn back any dignity is daunting. Almost makes you sorry for them. Nah.
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If you need a little bit of joy to make it through the day, this is the video to watch. Baby gets first hearing aids, giggles uncontrollably at sound of big sister's voice. cbsnews.com/news/baby-hears-… xitter.cf/RedTRaccoon/status/108…
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