Lissy the Pro-Choice 🇨🇦 Blonde 🇺🇦

Mom bought me the Pocket Tornado Fan (pictured here) for hot flashes. Heard a vibrating noise on my way home (on my packed commuter train). It was the fan, having been jostled in my purse. I have to fake my own death & move to Timbuktu now.

Sometimes I keep screenshots of particularly powerfully hurtful things I receive from someone that purportedly loves me. Then I can’t sweep it under the rug.

We lost my amazing BIL this summer, suddenly, and much too young. He left my sister, their 2 yr old son & 2 older sons. This weekend they returned him to the Aquiduana river of his homeland. Rest in peace and power, my brother ❤️

Misha, the Russian Maine Coon kitten that is now my favourite co-worker.

First weekend off (where I haven’t worked onsite) in a couple of months. OMG, I actually got to wear jewelry and makeup again. This working every day moving & designing a new campus is definitely limiting my “girly-life” time 😂

This morning’s conversation with my husband. #ihavebearfear

Rough day at work? The old, wizened HVAC tech asked me to check the reset system cuz, “That way I don’t have to stand around with my finger in my butt. I mean, I do it all the time, but you’re here, so you’d see me, and I’d be embarrassed.” How is he not embarrassed already 😂.

Conversations with my husband. He is somewhat sarcastic, I’m starting to surmise…

Feels like forever but I’m finally back. Missed y’all!

I made a picture set for my sister to give her friend, of our recent trip to Tampa. I finally sent her a photo and wrote, “I made it do you to give to Naomi but I give you, you need to make it un-crooked yourself!” I am such a doofus 😂

My sister posted this today. My OB/GYN sister 😂

I had no idea how much I absolutely needed this product until I found this review. Yodelling pickle, anyone?

I have no idea what just occurred but clearly, the triplets are “just so over it” 😂

Cat was annoying me this morning, so I tried to call him a “dumbbell” ended up saying “dumb ball” so I think we all know who the true dumb ball is 🤦‍♀️

It was hot and muggy on the field today but it didn’t stop Becca from playing to win! ❤️ #challengerbaseball @BlueJays @JaysCare

Returned to Twitter from a brief hiatus. DMs filled with young Asian women new to my city wanting to meet a real man and slimming suit ads. Can only extrapolate I look fat & manly 😂

When your teen has to work but doesn’t want you to think he forgot Mother’s Day. Bonus points for knowing to put it on the coffeemaker 😂

Me & my beautiful BFF at our big event last week. So much fun, so many shots… 😩

My darling nephew, Jade, being his tiny hippy self 😍