Emily

I'd give my left tit to go to Blockbuster right now, get some Milk Duds and rent Scream

Happy Friday ft. the only song my short lived "band" knew how to play in high school

Almost Friday 🫠

Happy Friday

The nostalgic feeling of Shia LeBouf being arrested, Britney Spears being arrested and America back at war in the Middle East. It’s like the early 2000s again.

I hope the next thing women ruin is fascism

Haunted house but it's just someone reading increasingly more unhinged news headlines from the past year

It's ok to feel a little hamburger helpless every once in a while

𝑾𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒃𝒚 𝑫𝒐𝒐 𝒐𝒏 𝒁𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝑰𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒏 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒔 💫

These can't be the same knees I used to jump out of swings mid-air & land with

Happy Friday

My body is a machine that converts cheese into the will to live

nobody: me: this song was in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

Almost Friday

Almost Friday

Whenever I feel down, I simply remember we exist in the same timeline as Guy Fieri and I smile

Happy Friday

I don't want to be in the loop or out of the loop. I want to be aware of the loop & its contents but free from any loop-related responsibilities

You know you're ready for the nursing home when you start telling people to play things by ear and take them with a grain of salt

A weighted blanket isn't enough Bury me six feet deep

Almost Friday